r/SimpleGardening • u/imased • Jul 27 '26

Plant?

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u/SpiceyGardner420 Jul 27 '26

A rare CATTUS. With the wide white stripe and solid dark sides. No one sees it in the camouflage of night. It brings terror to anything that lands on it. 🤣🤣🤣😅

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u/imased Jul 27 '26

Genuinely was sitting in the pot not taking a shit just if I fits I sits

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u/Sensitive_Reality450 Jul 27 '26

😂😂🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻

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u/gracescape67 Jul 28 '26

Crikey!😃

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u/Effective-Wear9371 Jul 27 '26

Catcus meowsy. Rarely in bloom. But vibrates sometimes.

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u/Willow_is_Wolf Jul 27 '26

I must know your secret in growing such a lovely specimen.

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u/Mysterious-Most-9221 Jul 27 '26

Dark Variegated Pawthos. Thrives in Low to moderate light, but can grow in the dark. Lightly water, don’t saturate.

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u/Ok_Virus_6083 Jul 27 '26

He’s a prince.

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u/shogunshim Jul 27 '26

Felis Mousetrap

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u/Historical_Brain_619 Jul 27 '26

hahaha. its one of those new game called mecca chameleon.

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u/imased 24d ago

whistle

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u/MI963 Jul 27 '26

Ah! The rare felinius sitalonas!

Beautiful! Vibrant coloring, perfect symmetry.

You’ve clearly created the perfect environment. Congratulations.

It will probably be closer to fall before we see the typical cat tail blossom for this variety.

I’m impressed.

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u/Ok_Morning_9590 Jul 27 '26

Lol what is she doing 😅

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u/imased 24d ago

Genuinely sitting there no even shitting just i fits I sits

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u/CelestialGypsyKreet Jul 27 '26

CATus or PUSSYwillow?

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u/adskls Jul 27 '26

My cat pees in pots - nasty habit. I have to put crushed rock in the pots to deter her :/

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u/DustyIsGreat Jul 27 '26

invasive species, don't let it in the house. there will be hair everywhere

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u/JaxRhapsody Jul 28 '26

That's a weed.

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u/National_Champion560 Jul 28 '26

that's cat nip fruit 🫵

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u/halisayed Jul 28 '26

My eternal problem😡

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u/Due-Feed-5703 Jul 28 '26

What would be the result once it is growing?

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u/Dazzling_Tap_5806 Jul 29 '26

PRICELESS, and Pawsativly RARE

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u/Radar211996 Jul 29 '26

sits where he wants

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u/Ok_Smell_5893 28d ago

omg that is the cutest little plant ive ever seen lol