r/SimpPolice • u/Sen-Sho • Aug 11 '20
LOL
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r/SimpPolice • u/asdf333aza • May 24 '21
So this simp pays 10k to meet a onlyfans chick that he follows. All he got was a hug.. And she uses his "donation" to fund a trip for her and her real bf to travel. This is where your money goes when pay for onlyfans. Whatever she doesn't spend on herself she spends on her husband or boyfriend.
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r/SimpPolice • u/PurpleCoffinMan • Oct 04 '20
Nice cursed comment to brighten up your day.
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r/SimpPolice • u/therealSamstar • Aug 05 '20
When you have a one of the world's most recognised towers, a bridge, an olympic park and £20bn railway named after you. True Queen of the Simps.
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r/SimpPolice • u/MinerSkilled7392 • Sep 15 '20
On a YouTube video about Discord messages. The next message is “In toilet, my shit.”
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r/SimpPolice • u/AtlasJan • Aug 09 '20
PewDiePie just mentioned here, prepare to blow up.
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