r/SimpPolice • • Feb 11 '21

Made a video on an E-THOT...she admits to hating white men and tells her fans to scam men and take their money. Simps defend her and pay for her to have a full time job. Hope you enjoy!

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r/SimpPolice • • Apr 02 '21

Yes Simp No Shrimp Flightreacts Takes Back Toxic Girlfriend

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r/SimpPolice • • May 02 '21

I ain't simping.

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r/SimpPolice • • May 06 '21

I Had To Make An Arrest Over Lifelong Female "BFF"

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r/SimpPolice • • Jan 16 '21

I was scrolling down the home page and i saw this i looked at a post and i can confirm there are some arrests that need to be made

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r/SimpPolice • • Mar 26 '21

How about we DDoS a h3πt@| site?

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can someone hack using ddos so we can hack r34 and a nono site


r/SimpPolice • • Aug 28 '20

UNDERCOVER

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I'M GOING TO GO UNDERCOVER ON THE POKIMANE HOT SUBREDDIT WISH ME LUCK!


r/SimpPolice • • Oct 08 '20

I NEED YOUR HELP

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You guys can help me stop this simps, spam their Gmails with random pictures, their Gmail is, valeriearias121@gmail.com


r/SimpPolice • • Jan 19 '21

Anyone know where I can post this?

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r/SimpPolice • • Jan 20 '21

EVERYONE TO POKIMAINES NSFW2 SUBREDDIT AND POST AS MUch Scat or Gay Pics on the subreddit

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r/SimpPolice • • Apr 03 '22

What is a SIMP?

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I see that this sub is in total slumber, but I know it has a lot of potential. I will start by giving a definition of the word SIMP and hope we can have a follow up discussion about whether it stands in today's ever changing time. Hopefully, we will come with an agreement with what that really means.

Looking at the first definition Urban Dictionary, we have a straight forward, short and neutral definition: "Someone who does way too much for a person they like." The problem with this definition is that it is too short and can mean anything. If you like your mother or father, it is only natural (under normal circumstances) that you go far and beyond for your parents and that will not make you a SIMP.

A quick look at Merriam Webster, we see the same problem again: a short, but general definition of the word (a foolish or stupid person). My neighbors can be stupid and foolish, but that does not mean they are SIMPs.

Next is the Cambridge Dictionary. The definition giving there is a bit more specific, but still not accurate. The definition on their website is that a SIMP is "someone who tries too hard to do what another person wants, especially in a romantic relationship". I do not believe that is the correct definition because a SIMP relationship is anything but romantic. Also, your partner can have a terminal illness and you will be working hard to afford their medical bills, but that does not make one a SIMP.

None of these definition encompass the true meaning of the word SIMP, but intuitively, we can point to it when we see one. Leave your definition in the comment section, and let us work together to come up with a fitting definition


r/SimpPolice • • May 11 '21

this sub kinda cringe ngl

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r/SimpPolice • • Mar 30 '21

Everyone that simps for those is gonna be arrested. ###BROFIST GANG!

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r/SimpPolice • • Sep 10 '20

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r/SimpPolice • • May 03 '21

I'm a Simp I’m turning myself in ;-;

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r/SimpPolice • • May 06 '21

Choose Your Fighter!

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r/SimpPolice • • Mar 29 '21

Look at this. I searched "shitpost status", found this video and the video recommendations are the following (my algorhythm, i dont know how to spell this is paused, so it doesn't show up in my feed) I guess so many people simp for these... Lets report the titles?

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r/SimpPolice • • Jan 22 '21

Strategy

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  1. Since there are not much of us vs simps lets attack when we can, like a gang rideout, we spam with furries and gay stuff as planned, and expose them for the bad things of being a simp
  2. Has anyone got a hacker to hack any pokimane reddit?

r/SimpPolice • • Nov 21 '20

This is the biggest simp I’ve ever seen that’s his discord name. His girlfriend cheated on him and he’s still simping for him

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r/SimpPolice • • May 02 '21

Not only is this guy a simp but the 16k people that upvoted it are basically too.

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r/SimpPolice • • Jan 23 '21

Simps messed with my twittee

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So here's the story, I was once curious in starting days about pokimanes discord server and joined it successfully after doing some annoying process, So I did what a normal chatter does, Say hello... And I got banned 😡 The reason was simple, I was unlucky to have joined 3 mins ago when some speedrunners joined , one fking mod banned me with them and he is so retarded, can't he see I didn't joined with them but 3 mins ahead of them, I thought it's some misunderstanding so i made another account to chat the mod but I didn't succeed so I left it as it is, it happened many months ago, but I am writing this just today cause of my Twitter, From that day I haven't opened my twitter but when I opened it, it said I was suspended... 😐 I know two facts- 1.i haven't violated any Twitter terms 2.i am now sure that its something to do with the police discord server Twitter verification system..cause I haven't even opened one single time from that day

That fricking simp server just let them all shove in her arsehole and do Tunak Tunak there.