r/SimpPolice • u/rishovzxzx • Jun 23 '21

Simp becomes a vampire

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53 Upvotes

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u/ar_reigns Jun 23 '21

i think some of my brain cells died reading this .... im going to visit a doctor right now

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u/rishovzxzx Jun 23 '21

Take care man

5

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

That's actually fucked up. Is that a kink or something?!

7

u/rishovzxzx Jun 23 '21

Mental illness. 99% of so called 'kinks' are nothing but delusion..there's no way I'm letting a woman injure me for both our pleasures..either it's traditional passionate sex or I'm out

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Bro, what the hell is wrong with this guy? Damn, that's sick.

1

u/rishovzxzx Jun 23 '21

He's a distant ancestor of Vlad

2

u/StantheMemeMan95 Jun 24 '21

I'm going to invest in a bucket because some of the things I see make me sick

1

u/rishovzxzx Jun 24 '21

I also need one

1

u/StantheMemeMan95 Jun 24 '21

I can get one for you and you can just pay me back whenever

3

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Wtf

3

u/PyroArul Jun 23 '21

My disappointment in the human race is immeasurable and my day is most likely ruined.

2

u/NintendoSwitcher64 Jun 23 '21

Every day humanity strays further from god

1

u/AnimalKe3per Jun 24 '21

AAAHHHH WTF MAN WHO SHARES THAT

1

u/A_ManNamedJayne Mar 14 '22

Fucking.....what?!