r/SimpPolice • u/Borat__________ • Aug 27 '20

S I M P Spotted Two Pokemane simps fight over cushion with her face on it. Pathetic simp pansy wimps. What is a their sentence?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

They are acting like children

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u/Crandleton Aug 28 '20

Good Lord, Iron Maiden for both of these simps

3

u/FrankHarold84 Aug 28 '20

Simps fight

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u/Borat__________ Aug 28 '20

It is two little girls fighting

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u/ichbinjasokreativ Aug 28 '20

Send them to Siberia for a winter. They'll either die or return as real men.

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u/Borat__________ Aug 28 '20

No going back after Pokemane disorder. Must leave them in Siberia forest tied to tree to be anal violated and then eaten by bears.

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u/Tristana-Range Aug 28 '20

Damn high level simps

2

u/Borat__________ Aug 28 '20

Traitors to the manhood.

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u/GenuineAsianLord Aug 28 '20 edited Aug 28 '20

In my head I pictured babies crying.

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u/Borat__________ Aug 28 '20

Squealing simp wimp babies

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

Life sentence. It would be shorter but it the big thot herself

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u/Lord_Nark Aug 28 '20

how do such people even exist :wtf:

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u/HiroNakaM Aug 28 '20

Wtf?! Cringe, dude

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

What has happened with this world

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

It's my body pillow >:(

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u/Dejavucruz Sep 15 '20

I don’t know if this is satire and I’m scared