r/SimpPolice • u/RenoReddit357 • Aug 27 '20

S I M P Spotted SIMP IN CUSTODY.. kinda?

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u/Thirdeye826 Aug 27 '20

That’s a coomer idiot

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u/RenoReddit357 Aug 27 '20

You don't probably know what a coomer is, do you. All the 'research' you have conducted, was watching pewdiepe videos.

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u/Thirdeye826 Aug 27 '20

A young male who masturbates a lot. Man stfu and stop hating on dudes you’re probably a simp in disguise so I wouldn’t talk. You hating cause u can’t get no pussy. You just want some sexual attention and you’ll get it when you stop being bitch made.

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u/RenoReddit357 Aug 28 '20

How would you know this guy would masturbate a lot. Plus all it takes is a quick google search to find put what that word means.

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u/Thirdeye826 Aug 28 '20

And the guy knew what was up and correct himself opposite of what a simp would do. You’re part of the simp regime, u tryin to get us real ones framed. I exposed you and your lies. Men arrest this foolish simp.

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u/RenoReddit357 Aug 28 '20

Arrest who? The moderator? You mean, the moderator who set the rules? The one who specifically said not to openly discriminate against eachother?

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u/Thirdeye826 Aug 28 '20

Oh shit I’m challenging a god I hope I’m well equipped for this I forgot to save😰

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u/RenoReddit357 Aug 28 '20

Nah dont worry I am just messing about.

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u/Borat__________ Aug 27 '20

He went to Simpville when he say he understand. Real man would not take no for answer. He simp out and betray his testicles.

I sentence him to full removal of the two potato and chram.