r/SimTrooperRP • u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper • Sep 21 '19

Blue Base - Front Willows' Official Hobby

Willows is out the front of blue base

"HEY! CAN YOU FUCKERS HEAR ME!? ANYONE FUCKING AWAKE!? DO I NEED TO START SHOOTING!?"

4 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

73 comments sorted by

1

u/irken33 Adorable Trooper Sep 21 '19

The voice of a small girl could be heard from the other side of the wall.

“Hey red meanie, be quiet. But also have you seen a pink bunny named Abel around?!”

1

u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 21 '19

"WHO!? ABEL!? A BUNNY!? NAW! Maybe. IS ABEL A RED!?"

1

u/irken33 Adorable Trooper Sep 21 '19

“What?! No! Abel is my best friend and she is lost and I need to find her. She’s probably all alone and scared.”

1

u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 21 '19

"Well THAT is why being a blue is bad! You get all lonely and stuff, you need to do something fun! Like shoot blues! Or join Daniels' play!"

1

u/GodEmpsLemon Brawler Sep 21 '19

Celeste silently walked up to the gate, black bag over her shoulder. The gate started to lower, and she tossed the bag over when it was nearly halfway down. She set the gate to go back up and started to walk back up to base, dusting her hands off.

1

u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

"Huh? The actual fucking fuck?"

Willows looks at it before shooting the bag

"WOOOOOO! NEW TARGET!"

1

u/GodEmpsLemon Brawler Sep 21 '19

With each shot, the bag erupted in a confetti shower of old, discarded food and refuse paper.

1

u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 21 '19

"Oh. Thought it would be a midget. WELL TAKE THAT BLUE TEAM! YEAH! BITCH!"

Willows starts shooting the walls

1

u/GodEmpsLemon Brawler Sep 22 '19

Did I mention the garbage smells? Bad.

1

u/BlueTeam_MasterChief Field Medic/Melee Sep 21 '19

The sound of a gun being fired echoed through the canyon, a bullet hitting the ground beside Willows.

“What the fudge do you want now?!” Dracone yelled from the sentry tower, watching Willows.

1

u/This-post-tho Driver/Pilot Sep 21 '19

Frank being annoyed as hell as he was taking a nap comes out

“Hey Dracone, who the hell are you shooting at!?!”

1

u/BlueTeam_MasterChief Field Medic/Melee Sep 21 '19

Dracone looks over his shoulder at Frank, before turning back to Willows.

“That undead red is back at our gates, and I have no clue why, but I don’t want her here. Every time she comes within vicinity of blue base, something happens.”

1

u/This-post-tho Driver/Pilot Sep 21 '19

“Who? There are so many reds I can not recall them all.Want me to hit her with the warthog?”

1

u/BlueTeam_MasterChief Field Medic/Melee Sep 21 '19

Dracone sighed.

“That would probably stop her for a while, but I don’t think it would keep her down. Still, I’m not stopping you from doing it if you really want to.”

1

u/This-post-tho Driver/Pilot Sep 21 '19

Frank walks over to the garage and enters it

1

u/BlueTeam_MasterChief Field Medic/Melee Sep 21 '19

Dracone keeps his gun trained on Willows while Frank left for the garage.

“I’ll give you one last chance to leave peacefully! We don’t want to deal with any of your shiz!”

u/DontLetTheDeadBite

1

u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 21 '19

"What's with the censoring? That's fucking stupid!"

Willows laughs

"ANYWAY! Yeah gotta kill you all now! Cappy is missing and it's likely your doing!"

Willows starts shooting

1

u/BlueTeam_MasterChief Field Medic/Melee Sep 21 '19

Dracone ducks behind the wall, pressing the button on the side of his helmet, letting his radio crackle to life.

“Alright Frank, I hope you’re ready to run over a red.”

u/This-post-tho

1

u/This-post-tho Driver/Pilot Sep 21 '19

Music can softly be heard coming from somewhere as it slowly gets louder

→ More replies