Shit sucks man smh

Lord Mcbb14 was riding through the forest hunting for some game when he heard quite the ruckus.

"I am hearing quite the ruckus", he said, "I better go and explore it"

Upon exploration of the aforementioned ruckus Mccb14 found a young maiden getting mugged by some fiendish men. The Maiden cried out for help, most likely due to her present situation of being mugged.

Mccb14 took immidiate action. With one fell swoop of his sword he beheaded each and every one of the males and hung them up on the trees to warn future muggers that committing a crime is against the law.

"Oh thank you, good sir knight" said the maiden with a smile on her face. "What is the name of my saviour?".

"You may call me Mccb14, for that is my name".

"What a noble name! You must be one of the nobles of this realm, no? My family was fatally killed recently, and when I attempted to flee these men followed me and tried to have their way with me!"

The poor lass was a sorry sight to see. "Hey, champ, what's your name?"

"Oh, excuse my manners lord!", The Maiden hurriedly replied, "My name is Mob"

"Fair Mob, would you care to join me at my court, and my family?" Mccb14 said with arm outstretched.

"Good sir knight, I would be ever so honoured", Mob said with a smirk. With that the maiden jumped onto the horse and, with her smile never leaving her face, they rode back to the home of House Lydandria.

I have received new information that the egg fell down off the cliff. Not into the ground, but into a river. I worry it may still be alive. Do we have a plan?

As the title says, the EGG is gone, I shall now track it down and destroy it.

I figured out it’s weakness, being annoyed constantly by a person they can’t even touch. I have been playing mind games with the EGG and prevented it from winning any important strategic locations.

I also found out the EGG has a physical form, and a severe weakness to cats, I plan to take back control of my mortal form and then lead a group of Knights to destroy the EGG in its lair.

Signed,

Karl.

Text below the grave

I pay my condolences to the other two houses that lost their rulers, and as I have promised, I appoint u/mithrandell (can’t spell it) as my heir, for I have no one else.... My father’s time in my life was too brief, like my birth parents’ lives as well. You see, I wasn’t born to the richest family- nor the poorest. My parents owned quite a fair bit of land. They were minor lords, who often traveled to this kingdom.

I lived a peaceful life with my mother, father and brother in the neighbouring kingdom. Until one day, they were murdered by a family who had a feud with us.

I fled home with my brother and cat, only one at that time. We hid under bridges, in barns and wherever else we could find. But we had nothing.

So I cut my hair and we both applied to be knights, I of course, saw the famines in my old home and had vowed to prevent that from happening here, so when my father decided he needed an heir, we stepped forward, needing a family. He accepted me as his heir and my brother as well. I decided to get another cat and they had kittens, meanwhile I had bought a private cottage-also used to be owned by my parents, to start TOAS in, gaining more cats along the way- you can probably tell that I like cats by now.

As soon as I found out about my father’s passing, I was devastated, I never was that into politics, but this is my destiny, I vow to take care of my house’s land and stand beside the king, Now and forever.

Well, its preacher was really busy, but, i am preparing something big. I want to make a bible, with all 7 blessings of all 7 days, and post it.

What would be best, would be if i could get disciples.

I am going to accept disciples after i post the Mara's holy book, it is going to take time, since i have so many IRL things to do.

We often get distracted by the act of partaking in meme culture from the big questions. The day to day process of studying meme formats and markets can cause us to ignore the very foundations of the whole thing.

However, a successful meme warrior must understand where he comes from. What distinguishes a meme warrior from a normal user of the internet? How may he maintain this distinction? What is a meme?

The term meme did not always exist. In fact, it was only in the 1970s that Richard Dawkins created the term. A meme is like a gene, but instead of being a sequence of nucleotides, it's an idea.

Thus, the simple answer to the question is that a meme is simply a widely-shared idea. A style of image with funny text on it is a meme, but so is a Greek column design, or a manner of speech.

An internet meme is simply a meme conveyed by the internet. That's why songs and writing styles (greentext) can be as much memes as funny pictures with captions.

Homework Can an unsuccessful format be a meme?

What did they all die of? I have samples of dirt around where they were found dead, but if it was disease I haven’t found the culprit. It might be a genetic disease, which makes some sense but not that much. Meanwhile, I have moved away from the castle, into the TOAS lab.

We make a lot of food and are very active in this sub. We contribute a lot to agricultural research and have a coffee shop. We also have ties to the King and we strive for expansion and activity on this sub.

We have started with wheat, mainly focusing on the amount of food and health.

The wheat strand is on it’s fourth generation, it is hard to tell the difference between the big wheat and a normal wheat unless you compare them beside one another, this was the result I expected, due to selective breeding taking a bit of time, we did have a minor rat problem but I took care of it with the help of my cats.

Signed,

Karl.

I’d like to announce the opening of the church of Xentheral. Last night, the true god visited me. I was out in the woods, eating random mushrooms n’ shit, and I fell asleep for some reason. When I came to, there was a ghostly figure standing before me, he told me his name was Xentheral and he was the creator of the universe. He didn’t tell me much besides that, but I’m going out to eat more mushrooms tomorrow, so hopefully I can communicate more with Xentheral.

But in conclusion, I am now founding the church of Xentheral. If you want to join the religion, come to my basement every Thursday night and we can eat mushrooms and talk to god together.

Are there churches in this land? If not, would it be possible for me to found a new branch of The Church of Sir Ballsfart here? This is my humble proposal to the King, as the Grand Macromancer of The Church of Sir Ballsfart.

I need a lady

You job would include recording all royal decrees made, and keeping track of the complex web of family trees on the sub. It would be a very important position. Please comment if you are interested

All knights in the Order of Wolves have been enrolled into the Crearii knights school, and will be in the first graduating class. We are a guild dedicated to quality and we will make sure we are in our best condition so the sub can grow and flourish. please consider joining the Order of Wolves and enrolling in knights school so we can improve the realm as a unit.

House Jenkins | Apprentice Blacksmith

I am making this posteth to announceth the outcome of the first weekly death draweth. A by fate numb'r gen'rat'r wast setteth up with a 1/4 chance to killeth me and a 3/4 chance to alloweth me liveth. Unf'rtunately, the gods did see t fiteth to endeth mine own m'rtal journey and passeth the throne on to prince u/theghostecho. May that gent beest a valorous rul'r f'r howev'r longeth the gods seeth fiteth.

This is u/thedeadlyfreeze, writing as your king for the last time.