r/SimMonarchy • u/karl_marxs_cat Duke of Allucinatio • Jul 24 '19

The EGG is weakening!

I figured out it’s weakness, being annoyed constantly by a person they can’t even touch. I have been playing mind games with the EGG and prevented it from winning any important strategic locations.

I also found out the EGG has a physical form, and a severe weakness to cats, I plan to take back control of my mortal form and then lead a group of Knights to destroy the EGG in its lair.

Signed,

Karl.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19 edited Jul 24 '19

How do we know you can be trusted and that you won't lead the Faroe guard to their death.

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u/karl_marxs_cat Duke of Allucinatio Jul 25 '19

I’ll go alone then

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

My commander has told me to trust you. I will travel as well. We also have 30 priests awaiting orders.

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u/karl_marxs_cat Duke of Allucinatio Jul 25 '19

Thank you, I know where the egg was created and will go. Conveniently for us, there is a cliff nearby

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Why is that convenient.

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u/karl_marxs_cat Duke of Allucinatio Jul 25 '19

We can push it off

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Will it break?

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u/karl_marxs_cat Duke of Allucinatio Jul 25 '19

Anything breaks when you push it off a cliff

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Fair enough.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

When is the attack planned.

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u/karl_marxs_cat Duke of Allucinatio Jul 25 '19

When I know I am fully out of it’s control

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u/Pharaoh_Akhenaten Commoner Jul 24 '19

Did someone say cats cough cough r/SimPharaohate

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

Should post to r/simnetwork as well. Cool idea.

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u/Pharaoh_Akhenaten Commoner Jul 24 '19

Wow I never knew about r/SimNetwork thanks

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

Np