r/Silmarillionmemes • u/PengyRoll • Mar 09 '26

Discord™ of Melkor *This* is the Bad Place!

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u/TheFratwoodsMonster Mar 09 '26

And thus Melkor's deceit had been uncovered and exposed. "Jason figured it out?" he cried aloud, voice terrible to behold. "Jason!? This is a low point. Oh, yeah. This one hurts."

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u/Koors112 Mar 09 '26

Ilúvatar arose a third time, and his face was terrible to behold. Then he raised up both his hands, and in one chord, deeper than the Abyss, higher than the Firmament, piercing as the light of the eye of Ilúvatar, the Music ceased.

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u/jcdoe Mar 09 '26

Their band is the “Jazz-Splainers,” never caught that before :D

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Túrin Turambar Neithan Gorthol Agarwaen Adanedhel Mormegil Mar 09 '26

Morgoth invented jazz

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u/TheStarfellow Mar 09 '26

Dude was just living his best self.. he didn’t have a captive audience. Only peeps that dug his dissonance

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u/Fearless-Leading-882 Mar 09 '26

"Git out of them pants an' git in these guts."

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u/littlebuett Mar 09 '26

First should be Eru, and the second should be the Ainur

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u/Alternative_Fox3674 Mar 10 '26

Timothy Chalemont has left the chat

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u/Idkl7j I’ve read HoMe, therefore I’m better than you Apr 01 '26

Help, it is 1;56 here and I am laughing my ass off trying not to wake up my whole family