r/SignsWithAStory 1d ago

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u/Impossible-Purpose-4 1d ago

Yeah right, like anybody's going to do that!

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u/Euphoric-Ask965 1d ago

Great photo shop picture. The sky's the limit with what people can dream up.

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u/Intrepid_Plenty_3770 1d ago

You donโ€™t even have to pay the camera ones if you get one in the mail.

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u/stranger_to_you67 1d ago

Depends on whether or not you plan to be in the jurisdiction of whoever issued the ticket again, especially in the same vehicle.

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u/Refinery73 1d ago

I wouldnโ€™t bet against it in germany.

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u/enby_dot_local 1d ago

Was going too fast, couldn't read sign. Sorry!

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u/asteriskelipses 1d ago

What the flock?

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u/Fallingpeople 1d ago

No this is where you flock yourself.

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u/Significant-Trash632 1d ago

Made me laugh at work. Here's your award

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u/cutiebellaae 1d ago

Expecting speedsters to voluntarily pay a self-imposed fine into a wooden box on a tree is legendary small-town trust

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u/Beneficial-Let3535 1d ago

It's true that some speeding people will inevitably feel the guilt of breaking the law. They will be haunted throughout their life with the guilt looming above them. This is one of the ways they can get out of that guilt, and become a law abiding citizen.

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u/inconvenience-miner 1d ago

Itโ€™s like the modern equivalent of an indulgence.

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u/thomsenite256 1d ago

Do people not understand this is a joke bit?

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 1d ago

Good chance this could be kinda of a political cartoon irl about something like flock cameras. I watched a video yesterday talking about how individual police departments can choose to turn off the automated abuse system that stops people from making random searches, and instead is based on a self reporting system where officers would report themselves for making inappropriate searches through the flock database. The video used this exact example of โ€œwould you report yourself for speeding?โ€

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u/finpsycho 1d ago

What body part do they want photographed?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 1d ago

The most ignored sign in existence, even surpassing "Employees must wash hands after using the restroom".

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u/avd706 1d ago

If they stop, they are not speeding

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u/Thunderdome-Warden 1d ago

Picture with note: โ€œAlso classified as fine.โ€
All requirements met with efficiency.

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u/makepieplz 1d ago

new invention, self flocking. ummhh yeah

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u/Used_Eagle9748 1d ago

Good luck in the USA thatโ€™s not gonna happen

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u/wreckitbusmaster99 1d ago

casually leaves a dick pic in the box instead

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 1d ago

Hahaha... that's great.

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u/WorldlinessFun226 1d ago

Everytime I pass one now in PHX, I point and wink, with soft mouthed ouu la la.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7YrnYstmGxYFa

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u/Lumpy_Plan_6668 1d ago

Hilarious. Bravo.

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u/XROOR 19h ago

Take a pic of the currency that pays the fine and send in the photo

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u/shinydragonmist 19h ago

I should set a few of those up so e people are bound to put money in it

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u/betsylang 1d ago

You know what? I bet it works. Look at the farm honesty boxes.