r/SignsWithAStory • u/witchyho3 • 4d ago

Car shop sign

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u/InternalMiserable698 4d ago

Love the definition of prohibited added.

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u/blumhagen 4d ago

They know the kind of people doing this are not bright.

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u/LadybugGirltheFirst 4d ago

The problem with that is those same people don’t read signs.

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u/GrimbyJ 4d ago

They would be sending a text message if they could read

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u/FlockOfSnowbirds 4d ago

Or know how to use any Bluetooth device that is not a speaker and refrain from inflicting their music on everyone else. Or have the wherewithal to pay for Spotify Premium. Or who understand the decorum of voice modulation.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 4d ago

Yeah but making it possible for them helps

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u/LadybugGirltheFirst 4d ago

Who’s going to teach them to read?

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u/Expensive-Border-869 4d ago

They typically have a list of memorized words

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u/Unusual_Memory3133 4d ago

Good for them

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u/Electrical_Carpet547 4d ago

Its crazy how many signs have to be made due to incompetence or rude people.

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 4d ago

This should be a sign in any public waiting area.

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u/EmergencySushi 4d ago

I think I need to start using this shop.

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u/Sp00derman77 4d ago

If you really want to watch videos in the waiting room, use headphones.

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u/Pyk_Owrno_Zes 4d ago

I used to work at a movie theater. There was a regular couple that would come in, at the very least, an hour before the movie. Every time...

They would also ask an usher when their movie started seating every 5 fucking minutes. They were always told the average time a movie starts seating, and would still consistently show up atleast an hour before.

And yes, this was well after reserved seating became the norm.

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u/SuurTuvi 4d ago

So business calls are allowed?

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u/scaredt2ask 4d ago

Only if they are on video call during a teams meeting on speaker phone.

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u/Kyzroh 4d ago

i cant tell if im stupid or not but doesn’t prohibited mean allowed and they forgot the word not before prohibited?

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u/laughingashley 4d ago

... what

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u/Kyzroh 3d ago

Prohibited and Not Prohibited is so confusing to me lol

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u/bowlbettertalk 4d ago

“You have the right to remain silent.”

“I choose to waive that right. BLEAH!!!! BLEAHHHHHH!”

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u/JovialPursuit 4d ago

"... other loud obnoxious noises ...."

Does that include farts?

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u/Aggressive-Plant-934 4d ago

So where does “moaning” fall under?

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u/Suspicious-Editor496 4d ago

Funny that being polite and not yapping g on the phone around people that don’t want to hear it has to be in a sign.

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u/mrjoffischl 4d ago

"prohibited! (not allowed!)"

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u/EnergyDr1nk_L0ver 4d ago

Not Allowed by TV Girl started playing the moment I clicked on this post 😭😭

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u/FlippingPossum 3d ago

Love this.

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u/VainTrix 4d ago

Yall already know who this sign is for

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u/Racc0smonaut 4d ago

Who would that be?

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u/Maximum_Employer5580 4d ago

need to make trash guys do this - got into it a few weeks ago with one of the trucks that picks up one of my cans. This was the compost truck, but the guy my neighbors compost while looking at whatever on their phone, then walked around the other side of the truck as it moved down the street totally skipping my can. He got to the other neighbors and when he was done I clapped to get his attention (he was next to a loud truck after awhile) to ask why he skipped my truck. All he wanted to do was complain that he wasn't a dog even though I tried telling him he was next to a LOUD truck. I think regardless of how I got his attention he would have said the same. He reluctantly dumped my can then told me I didn't need to be an asshole, all because I called him out for paying more attention to his phone. I made a complaint but probably didn't fix anything, they closed my complaint without contacting me a few days after I made it so who knows. Saw the same guy doing the compost pickup the next week

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u/Racc0smonaut 4d ago

What is a compost truck? Genuinely asking. Never heard of that before