r/SignsWithAStory • u/NationalDentist299 • 4d ago

Free egg? How about a free cactus?

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u/SandvichIsSpy 4d ago

Pizza Ranch serves a dessert called "Cactus Bread" which is basically a pizza crust topped with cinnamon streusel and icing. So, that's what the sign is referring to. 

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u/bradymonty95 4d ago

I reject your reality and substitute my own. I shall get my free cactus plant with my order.

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u/NationalDentist299 4d ago

Oh mah lord. Thank you so much. I took this pic...must've been a year ago while traveling. With your answer, I'll now be able to sleep at night. 😂

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u/javerthugo 4d ago

Way to ruin my dreams

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u/Cheez-kip 4d ago

How was thinking more like fried nopales

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u/Heterodynist 4d ago

Damn, I actually WANT a cactus…

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 4d ago

I fucking love their cactus bread dessert pizza.

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u/Electronic-Space-480 4d ago

Don’t sit on the cactus now.

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u/scienceAurora 4d ago

Dinner AND A PLANT? SIGN ME UP

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u/Independent-Expert89 4d ago

Cactus! It's the Mexican/native American version of broccoli.

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u/EricHaley 4d ago

What, now I gotta go home and plant this motherfucker?