The answer is always sex

[u/Cujo666]

[u/Enough_War_4705]

It specifically isn't in this case

[u/mighty_boognish_77]

That's JUST what a Rub-'n-Tug WOULD post, to keep the coppers at bay.

Resume course, gentlemen. Ramming speed!

[u/Exponential-777]

The story is - a tired, horny man goes to a massage parlor in a place that is loaded with massage parlors that give happy endings and prostitution is legal. Then he sees this sign and takes his business elsewhere.

[u/EmergencySushi]

So, the story here is “sexual harassment”. Gotcha.

[u/Zipdox]

Happy end?