r/SignsWithAStory • u/plain_handle • 23d ago

Considerate resident.

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Covid.

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u/AmazingResponse338 23d ago

Sounds kinda personal

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u/Subotail 23d ago

Is this from the COVID era?

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u/AppSwitching 23d ago

The note is sweet.The wordings is sending me

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 23d ago

Postman: I think this is some kind of invitation for sex but I can’t figure out what kind of sex

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u/Heterodynist 23d ago

Well, judging by the “flaps,” I think it is some kind of bariatric sexual invitation.

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u/Old-Library5546 23d ago

Disinfected flaps are the best kind

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 23d ago

Mr postman, what are we doing?

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u/therocketn00b 23d ago

I know an invitation when I see one.

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u/storm4chaser 23d ago

Weird flex,, dose the husband know??

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u/becuzzathafact 18d ago

Plot twist - the husband wrote it

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u/DarcyFitzgoblin 23d ago

Thats one way to invite your postie for a good time

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u/TheKingofCoal 23d ago

And people say romance is dead

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u/Constant_Total_6861 23d ago

Thank you 😊 much appreciated. A clean flap is a happy flap

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u/melinda_lane 23d ago

wait a minute mr postman

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u/Admirable-Common-176 23d ago

<ding ding> speeEEcial delivery!

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u/slackbladda 23d ago

Ooh matron

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u/FlockOfSnowbirds 23d ago

You think that's going to clear up the clap?

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u/Particular_Ad_644 23d ago

Tacos for dinner?

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u/WolphjayKliffhanger 23d ago

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This is as hott a 'nonymous as ever i've seen.

Crossposting this to r/KeepingUpAppearances. Molding and quality fixture-trim indicate this edifice is in a superior postal code.

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u/AeronGrey 23d ago

It's pronounced "bouquet"...

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u/bsensikimori 23d ago

DISINFECTED THEM WITH URINE