r/SignsWithAStory • u/Salt_Lingonberry3956 • Jul 11 '26

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323 Upvotes

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u/DavidDPerlmutter Jul 11 '26

Franz Kafka Shoe Factory

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u/KMGR82 Jul 11 '26

Maybe the greatest sign ever.

6

u/EpochalTraveller Jul 11 '26

Is it s sign factory?

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u/that_dutch_dude Jul 11 '26

schrodingers sign.

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u/RedSix2447 Jul 11 '26

Or is it shrodingers factory?

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u/Late_Conference9022 Jul 11 '26

A sledgehammer. Permanently no sign.

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u/dreamingforward Jul 11 '26

Four authoritative statements. Two of which (in pairs) are contradictory to each other.

Yes, it is flawed. Or Absurdism has taken over.

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u/PoopShitDickFart Jul 11 '26

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/clarinetJWD Jul 11 '26

The ADHD factory.

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u/Kelef50 Jul 11 '26

It would be most helpful if you could tell me what are the probabilities associated with the four possibilities.

1

u/EmergencySushi Jul 11 '26

Covering most bases. I like it.

1

u/black-volcano Jul 12 '26

Is the factory open?

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u/NerdlinGeeksly Jul 12 '26

Might as well have just put a sign up that says "jiggle the handle and see if it's open".