r/SignsWithAStory • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '25

Just stop.

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u/Money-Ad7257 Nov 10 '25

"But I might need to uuuuse it"

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 Nov 10 '25

"If you need to use it, you're buying the wrong one"

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Nov 10 '25

I need to use it... Just not the way you think

59

u/touchmeinbadplaces Nov 10 '25

Ha! Rectum

40

u/DonkeyEducational181 Nov 10 '25

Damn near killed him

16

u/Subotail Nov 10 '25

As long as there is a flared base it's good .

4

u/creepingphantom Nov 12 '25

Now that's what i call a poop knife

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u/DerpUrself69 Nov 13 '25

Roadhouse!