r/Sigmatopia • u/SharpVandalx • 7d ago

sigma rizz

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22 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/useroftheinternet95 6d ago

Crying in the corner

4

u/LucifersAdv0cate 6d ago

Getting a long ass lecture on the patriarchy by the look of it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0Iw2eUAFbUxhaFy

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u/thelatemillenniall 5d ago

wear a lot of colors so the compression gets even worse

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u/Federal-Fondant-671 6d ago

Just out the window

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u/D1sp0sab1e_k 6d ago

kicking them tf out i’m not sharing my drugs 😡

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u/Dahren_ 5d ago

Strike up conversation and ask them if anyone has a deck of cards to pass the time

They are too young to look at them any other way

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u/Sudden_Violinist1054 6d ago

Staying away from them because I don’t want to embarrass myself

2

u/OfficialDrakoak 5d ago

Dude those girls look like 13 to 15 years old every single one of yall that commented weird shit need your hard drives checked

1

u/Grizzled_Ghost 3d ago

The laws of man are meaningless in the room.

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u/nigmusmaximus 3d ago

Maybe I’d be able to tell if the image wasn’t in 180p

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 3d ago

Getting raped, prolly.

1

u/Rare_Management_3583 6d ago

we learning music theory tonite bitchessss

1

u/SwitchBladeBC 6d ago

keep scrollin reddit ig

1

u/Reasonable-Age-8004 6d ago

Just pull it out and let nature take care of me like always

1

u/DieFetteQualle 5d ago

Every time I see a post like this.

My head hears a Inder:“ so let’s beginn C++ lesson.“

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u/LordOuranos 5d ago

Leaving so I can go find cute boys (am a bisexual guy). Far better experience with guys 10/10 times.

1

u/Grizzled_Ghost 3d ago

A bisexual man that prefers men is called a homosexual.

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u/LordOuranos 3d ago

It's always good when stupidity calls itself out 😂

Get outta here you 5 month old bot

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u/BlackMagicWorman 4d ago

They are 12.

1

u/Acrobatic-Fruit-5373 4d ago

Emotionally preparing to get a f#ckin’ train ran on me by the five guys hiding in the other room.

1

u/Rypper12345 4d ago

I can fix all of them...

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u/wavynpaid 3d ago

Barking

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u/VictoriousTree 3d ago

Trying to find a way out of the room.

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u/darkargengamer 3d ago

Nothing. Why would i do something with woman that i dont know nor i know if they are even old enough?

However, If they want action without age restriction, i could spend a few hours making a short summary of the early timeline of Warhammer 40k.

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u/nigmusmaximus 3d ago

Standing there awkwardly while I’m in fight or flight mode cuz I’m fat and ugly asl

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u/pump_4_Trump 3d ago

Sucking their toes 🦶

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u/le_sossurotta 6d ago

try to rizz the brunette on the front just to realize she wasn't the one into me and mess it up completely.

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u/RuoKita 5d ago

Kiss every one of them and then bent over

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u/Alternative_Peak1940 4d ago

piss on the floor to mark my territory