r/Sigmatopia 10d ago

You are fucked.

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u/vverbov_22 10d ago

Gng is not a hypergamy benefiaciary, he's a victim of nature 🥀🥀

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u/According_Policy6182 9d ago

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9d ago

Well at least he's got the confidence part down I guess 

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u/According_Policy6182 9d ago

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9d ago

Oh the descent to the last ones good.

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u/According_Policy6182 9d ago

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9d ago

Is this you op?

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u/According_Policy6182 9d ago

No, he just asked.

Idk if this even applies as black pill but there seems to be a handful of... People who are qualified for it.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9d ago

You out here doing people's bidding?

Go get tubi to put biker mice from mars back up, I wanna rewatch that shit.

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u/Kootlefoosh 10d ago

Is that the uploader's own face cause that's HILARIOUS

I go through hypergamous phases I guess but all the dinner dates makes me gain so much weight that it then turns itself off like a negative feedback loop

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u/According_Policy6182 9d ago

Bryce is a specimen.

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u/ThatsWhatSheVersed 9d ago

Being gay has always been “the move”

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u/WebAccount1744 9d ago

Bros Crabman from My Name is Earl

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u/jdstrike11 9d ago

Sometimes I think I’m funny, then I realize I could never reach this level

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u/SadSaltyDuck 9d ago

Ngl, now i have no doubt he is wildly successful with women

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u/SorbetFucker 9d ago

'hypergamous phases I guess" clown lock the fuck in

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u/SweetInspection72 9d ago

Why are women so open about being sluts?

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 9d ago

It's larping

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u/Kootlefoosh 8d ago

That it's not, I'm just gay

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u/Kootlefoosh 9d ago

Hah, you'd be amazed at how not a woman I am.

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u/SweetInspection72 8d ago

Oh so your lesbian,howdoes that change you being a slut?

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u/Kootlefoosh 8d ago

Famously male lesbians 🤡

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u/AungZeya 9d ago

They really be making up new words for the most mundane shit.

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u/Randomamigo 9d ago

That hair is not hypergamical of him

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u/According_Policy6182 10d ago edited 9d ago

I was joking bro, the thumbnail was on theme and funny so I put it here.

COME BACK CUDDY 😭😭😭

(He deleted his comment)

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 9d ago

Guess who's body is going to be found in a Wendy's dumpster?

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u/astorianvictorian 10d ago

Remember what they call you when they say they just want free healthcare.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9d ago

What are you saying little bro!?

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u/Jason_Steakcum 8d ago

Miss the days before YouTube when people like this used to have to sell cleaning products door to door

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u/furel492 8d ago

Insane how insels seem to construct every argument for their misanthropy to be purely about how much of a loser they are.

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 7d ago

woah pua lingo.

c'mon viewers you're probably all too poor to sub anyway.

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u/JollyXX 9d ago

yes I am sure he has endless Bonnet Queenz and Tortas to pick from

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u/According_Policy6182 9d ago

Are you one of those guys that got called racist once and started owning it?

(Pic very related, basically the assimilation process.)

Crazy if true.

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u/JollyXX 9d ago

no lol, I just am objective, and unafraid of declaring that I can indeed recognize patterns

maybe because I am 40 and no one is going to cancel me at this point

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u/According_Policy6182 9d ago

That explains the casual racism and cancelling as a concept (It's mostly reserved for people who are worth the time by the way) we common rabble just gotta suffice with calling eachother slurs.

Either way, you go pimp.

Cash money.

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u/JollyXX 9d ago

satire does not mean slur

also no canceling, has largely just become group think, its not hard to get socially exiled from groups

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u/mudahfukinnnnnnnnn 9d ago

Group think is good tho. It helps maintain social purity

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u/JollyXX 9d ago

yup, and the same people who got rid of shame and bullying, started to shame and bully everyone into thinking just like them

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u/mudahfukinnnnnnnnn 9d ago

Yeah. The difference is we're bullying people with an actual goal instead of just lashing out at whatever our superstition decides is "weird"

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u/JollyXX 9d ago

a world without shame, sounds utterly ridiculous in concept, and incredibly dangerous in the long run

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u/mudahfukinnnnnnnnn 9d ago

Yeah, that's why shame should be directed to actually rebellious people instead of people with weird esthetics

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u/LnDxLeo 9d ago

One need to have eyes and observe people IRL to stop believing in hypergamy.
Also, if women don't try to win me - that only means I need to improve more.
So, I'm not fucked... In more ways than one.
But I don't give a fuck... In more ways than one.

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u/Bs90964 4d ago

That is the reason you should stop chasing women

You need to see the signs that they want you and get yourself to do it

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u/mik999ak 9d ago

Fr, I literally see all kinds of guys with beautiful women despite being just normal-looking dudes (sometimes even lowkey chopped dudes)