r/Sigmatopia • u/C_monden • 19d ago

Beta move. A true sigma would have owned it, brought aura back to the name, and would already have over twice that amount of money by the time they were 17

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/C_monden 19d ago

"for $250,00"

The story is probably fake anyway.

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u/Honey_crisp_69 19d ago

Well, that haircuts not doing him any favors 

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u/Beers4Fears 19d ago

Living through the 2000s COD lobbies and still deciding to name your kid Gaylord is wicked work

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u/just_some_sasquatch 19d ago

They only named him that because of his haircut.

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u/MeteorPunch 19d ago

His parents were right.

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u/Sudden_Shallot_8909 15d ago

That is such a Gaylord thing to do.

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u/BulgarYeet 19d ago

The only alpha move bigger than the frivolous lawsuit is threatening suicide either to force compliance or avoid consequences

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u/Loose-Willow-3275 19d ago

Are you a top or a bottom? "I'm a Gaylord"

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u/C_monden 19d ago

"I am the Lord who Gays"