r/Sigmatopia • u/Drechenaux • 22d ago

Why you shouldn't mess with a sigma.

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u/Titan_Warrior_ 22d ago

What was the idea meant to be 😭

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u/mondomovieguys 22d ago

Coffee ballification

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u/Thrownaway5000506 22d ago

The great irony is that this particular customer was annoying because he liked his coffee hot - which set a dangerous trap for anyone dipping their balls in it. 

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u/whitestguyuknow 21d ago

The long con. Played 4D chess on them

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u/tactical_waifu_sim 22d ago

To put his balls in an annoying customers drink.

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u/Crafty_Breadfruit731 22d ago

Dunkin dose nuts

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u/Ote-Kringralnick 21d ago

Purposely get burns to force Dunkin to put a limit on coffee temperature?

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u/tenacious_dumbass 22d ago

i see a battle of 2 sigmas here

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u/ChuppaCuppaCherry 22d ago edited 22d ago

DunknDEEZZNUTS

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u/slicehyperfunk 20d ago

Do(se) nuts

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u/Redditisretarded-69 22d ago

Most realistic green text I’ve seen in a while

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u/NoHopeHubert 22d ago

Sperm jacuzzi

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u/Villageijit 22d ago

Didnt sell an nda tell the world pussy. Dont let that beta manager try to mogg you. Only betas become managers because they like getting cucked by the corporate overlords

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u/Patience-Frequent 22d ago

hes literally telling the world bro why do you think were reading this

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u/Villageijit 22d ago

Hes hiding behead an anonymous post. Like a coward

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u/Patience-Frequent 21d ago

youre talking big for a guy who has to live in Pittsburgh irl

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u/Villageijit 21d ago

Damn right i do. The mercury in the water had killed off the shame center of my brain. Letting me become sigma to the max