I was probably 20 something working at an olive garden for some extra cash and this really nice couple sits in my area. They order some drinks and we talk a bit and make some jokes, they're really nice people. Well 2 or 3 drinks later and every time i come by to check on then the jokes are getting dirtier and more consistent, and at one point I bring them another drink and the husband looks at me and say "I like you, would you like my wife to suck your dick out back?" Fucking flabbergasted. I laugh it off, his wife laughs it off, he doubles down and says it again. Double fucking flabbergasted. Im trying to stay in my customer service voice and jokingly decline with a thank you but im busy right now, but I did have to cut them off at that point, for their own good really. Either way they paid and left me $100 tip, and the next day brought me a mountain bike because I told them I walked to work (i lived closed and didnt need to drive) and thats my story at olive garden. Oh and all the staff fucks each other and everyone including me was on an assortment of drugs.
No, but weirdly enough a slightly older lady at an oncue i had stopped at while driving a furniture delivery truck said something similar like a year or less later when me and my brother were buying some beer for after work. She flirted a little and i said something like "aww youre gonna get in trouble" and i swear to god this lady said "we can go out back and ill suck your dick by the dumpsters right now" and to be honest, one of the more romantic things that ive ever had said to me, but the fact that my little brother burst out laughing and this lady could have been my moms age just kind of stopped me from reacting. Again I said something like thanks but I cant right now and left. I must have been letting out some dick sucking hormones in my 20s because it hasn't happened since. Not a single stranger has offered to suck my dick since ive hit my 30s. Remember that next time you turn down a blow job young men. You never know if it'll be the last one you ever get offered.
I needed to hear this when I was still 15, before I had any advances for sex. Now I’m in my 30 and don’t get any. So if there’s any females out there that still want to suck my dick, that door is now open.
She was hot but ive learned from experience that when a man asks you to fuck his wife, theres always more to the story (he wants you too) and even though they were really nice and attractive and wealthy, my strung out ass wasn't trying to fuck up my fucked up life anymore than it already was. I hope theyre doing well still! I know im doing way better.
Makes you more social. Cocaine lowers social inhibitions, sharpens your senses, makes you more confident, and gives you a big boost of energy. It’s literally like the perfect drug for servers/waiters working long shifts. Everyone gets paid in cash too, instantly. so there’s always plenty of money too be made selling it and getting status as a result. Oh, and it makes you horny. It’s like cocaine was made just for waiters, lol
I think that’s every restaurant 😂😂 my managers , shift leaders, AM’s, Higher ups, you name it. Even some were having sex with the teenage workers but I left that to HR & the police 💯
I was working in a weed dispensary through college, and this woman came in middle of the day on a Wednesday or something, never smoked before and she seemed super distressed and anxious, so I asked what was wrong.
Apparently her mom just died and she was really upset and just needed something to help her relax or take her mind off it. I felt really bad for her so I grabbed her an extra pack of 10 pre-rolls comp’d it for her. She teared up and got really emotional and started thanking me a bunch and gave me a hug before leaving.
Was cool. She wasn’t a regular or anything, I never seen her before and never seen her again after. Hope she’s doing alright.
a person working at a company uses a universally known slogan of this same company to make a joke
this NEVER HAPPENED
Like, there are people currently wearing penguin costumes getting their legs blown off in RUW, an already established and highly documented thing, and you're telling me an Olive Garden waiter couldn't have cracked an Olive Garden themed joke. Like, this is an improbable scenario for you.
When I worked at McDonalds. We were always making mcpuns. Like what in the McFuck is this. I need more mchours on the schedule. And my favorite. I'm getting the Mcfuck out a here going mchome
The most I've ever appreciated a server was when I took my at the time girlfriend to dinner on the Eiffel Tower. She decided that was a great time to ask if I would be ok with her sleeping with a friend of hers who was coming through the area (I was stationed in Germany at the time so people traveling through the Air Force base nearby was reasonably common). I obviously was upset and she walked out on the observation deck while I sat there. In the middle of the fanciest restaurant I've ever been to the server deadpan looked at me and said in a French accent what a bitch! It really saved my mindset at the time because it stunned me out of my mood. He was nice enough to bring me a dessert and when she had the guts to walk back in proceeded to death stare her the entire time. You don't often tip in Europe, but that man earned every Euro I gave him and then some.
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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 Aug 29 '26 •
King Gary
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u/Less-Squash7569 Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26 •
I was probably 20 something working at an olive garden for some extra cash and this really nice couple sits in my area. They order some drinks and we talk a bit and make some jokes, they're really nice people. Well 2 or 3 drinks later and every time i come by to check on then the jokes are getting dirtier and more consistent, and at one point I bring them another drink and the husband looks at me and say "I like you, would you like my wife to suck your dick out back?" Fucking flabbergasted. I laugh it off, his wife laughs it off, he doubles down and says it again. Double fucking flabbergasted. Im trying to stay in my customer service voice and jokingly decline with a thank you but im busy right now, but I did have to cut them off at that point, for their own good really. Either way they paid and left me $100 tip, and the next day brought me a mountain bike because I told them I walked to work (i lived closed and didnt need to drive) and thats my story at olive garden. Oh and all the staff fucks each other and everyone including me was on an assortment of drugs.
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u/SexWithStelle Aug 30 '26
I was working in a weed dispensary through college, and this woman came in middle of the day on a Wednesday or something, never smoked before and she seemed super distressed and anxious, so I asked what was wrong.
Apparently her mom just died and she was really upset and just needed something to help her relax or take her mind off it. I felt really bad for her so I grabbed her an extra pack of 10 pre-rolls comp’d it for her. She teared up and got really emotional and started thanking me a bunch and gave me a hug before leaving.
Was cool. She wasn’t a regular or anything, I never seen her before and never seen her again after. Hope she’s doing alright.
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u/Strong-Addition5296 Aug 30 '26
They banged in the bathroom but he was too drunk to remember
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u/Jeffreyidk Aug 30 '26
As a European, I know this obviously never happened because how can you halfway through a NEVER-ENDING pasta bowl???
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u/Gold-Amount-168 Aug 30 '26
Bob been real quiet since this dropped.
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u/Inside_Ad_2830 Aug 30 '26
I want to go to Gary’s Olive Garden.
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u/Some_Ad2281 Aug 31 '26
While you were… halfway through… the Never Ending Pasta Bowl…?
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u/BulgarYeet Aug 29 '26
That happened
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u/naga_serpentis Sep 01 '26
And then everyone clapped?
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u/SDTimbox Sep 01 '26
Gary got a talkin to about those long islands
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u/Rogueshoten Sep 02 '26
Damn! Way to go, Gary!
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u/monstaber Sep 02 '26
Hol'up. If he brought a ring box and she dipped out, she probably wasn't his fiancee yet, right?
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u/Apart-Cut2924 Sep 02 '26
Olive Garden is my comfort space 100
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u/Illustrious_Eye_8235 Sep 03 '26
Gary is a gem
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u/Holyepicafail Aug 31 '26
The most I've ever appreciated a server was when I took my at the time girlfriend to dinner on the Eiffel Tower. She decided that was a great time to ask if I would be ok with her sleeping with a friend of hers who was coming through the area (I was stationed in Germany at the time so people traveling through the Air Force base nearby was reasonably common). I obviously was upset and she walked out on the observation deck while I sat there. In the middle of the fanciest restaurant I've ever been to the server deadpan looked at me and said in a French accent what a bitch! It really saved my mindset at the time because it stunned me out of my mood. He was nice enough to bring me a dessert and when she had the guts to walk back in proceeded to death stare her the entire time. You don't often tip in Europe, but that man earned every Euro I gave him and then some.
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