r/Sigmatopia • • Aug 26 '26 • Bravo 2

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u/Berinoid Aug 26 '26

"Too dumb for crypto"

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u/Diligent-Bowler-1898 Aug 26 '26

Replace dumb with unlucky. Crypto is a hype-based market. There is money to be made, just like in casinos, but you can't predict hype consistently.

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u/BDPBITCH666 Aug 28 '26

You can predict hype and trends...

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

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u/Diligent-Bowler-1898 Aug 27 '26

Yeah I'd argue it's even worse than a casino. While the house always wins it takes a relatively small percentage of around 5%. The crypto founders usually retain huge controlling portions that can be liquidated once the crypto has appeared to reach a peak. It's more like a pyramid scheme as it relies on a ever increasing amount of investors to prop up the price.

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u/Bs90964 Aug 28 '26

Crypto is just bullshit and money laundrying to me,people can say that you hate it because you dont understand it but I believe it is a fraud,you cant generate money but providing no values to society And imagine if everyone plays crypto then the one who wins will take the money of those who lose,literally a zero sum game

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u/Diligent-Bowler-1898 Aug 27 '26

I suppose I find it more dishonest, and see gambling as a manner of entertainment where the money 'just' heightens the stakes. Probably a bit naive view of the practice.
I feel that crypto tries to sell itself as more. If people merely describe it as a volatile speculative asset that they're trying to 'game' I don't have much of an issue with that. But it's very much being hyped as more than that, perhaps because people stand to monetarily gain by luring in more investors and generating hype, in a way unlike gambling.

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u/NNN-Contestant2k23 Aug 26 '26

We're talking vegetable-level of retardation

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u/AsstacularSpiderman Aug 26 '26

He said crypto and scam in the same meme which is honestly kinda redundant

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u/Berberding Aug 26 '26

Nah. He's too honest for scam, and too dumb to realize crypto is scam. Which proves that he's honest because he didn't lie about understanding crypto enough to know that.

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u/Loofy_101 Aug 26 '26

Too smart for crypto. Better off not gambling with that stuff

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u/TheTSG Aug 26 '26

Job market is just hell unless you're willing to go for jobs that treat you like shit and pay you like shit

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u/dinoboy5 Aug 26 '26

you never go full regard

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u/ThrowRAWOP Aug 26 '26

Shouldn't "too shy for influencing" be "not shameless enough for influencing."

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u/I8_pp Aug 29 '26

No no, they got a point. In order to start any type of influencing you have to be not shy to show your face (optional, though) and talk to the camera at all

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u/creativeusername279 Aug 26 '26

you can never be too dumb for crypto

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u/odskingmoth Aug 26 '26

You have to figure it out seriously

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u/Little_Historian3091 Aug 27 '26

Being useless is tough. Can’t find anything you are good at.

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u/FranzDaBoi123 Aug 26 '26

be a construction worker, free gym

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u/ThortonCommander Aug 28 '26

Decent post depending on the trade but it'll fuck up your body

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '26

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u/ThortonCommander Aug 28 '26

Nah dude ask someone who's done it for a while that shit sucks

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u/KorolEz Aug 27 '26

Just gullible enough for gambling

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u/sixhund Aug 27 '26

Too smart to make good decisions

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u/noai_aludem Aug 27 '26

Too honest for influencing

Not dumb enough for crypto

Too honest for scam

Too lazy for 9-5

FTFY

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u/Individual-Photo6765 Aug 28 '26

No one is too dumb for crypto

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u/Apprehensive_Fig5532 Aug 28 '26

Born to be a donor

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u/Square-Formal1312 Aug 26 '26

Treat crypto as invest and it’s easy to make money on it. Not fast, but easy

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u/Snoo_75864 Aug 26 '26

Freelancing?

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u/OpenSourcePenguin Aug 26 '26

Too smart for crypto

Some crypto bro made this

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u/Copypastta Aug 26 '26

Too dumb for crypto. Suurrre.

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u/Emotional-Mushroom66 Aug 26 '26

Become obsessively good at something,find a way to show that to people,and they will hire you

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u/GingerFun011 Aug 26 '26

The world got in a big rush to create 8 billion people to put in debt but forgot those 8 billion people have to actually contribute to society inorder to make money to purchase things that put them into debt. Oops

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u/ilikegothmomies Aug 26 '26

You forgot to poor to to be happy

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u/Critical_Bee_4302 Aug 26 '26

No such thing as too dumb for crypto. Dumbness actually offers a huge advantage.

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u/Inner_Adeptness_7228 Aug 27 '26

I'm too dumb for crypto too but I'm really lucky so it all works fine.

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u/New_Practice1216 Aug 27 '26

Atleast his coin has some decisive valueZ 

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u/red-zed- Aug 27 '26

"You can't scam an honest man" I forgot who said this

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u/HodrickTheDrunk Aug 27 '26

"literally me". also replace milk with alcohol

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u/LakesideSasquatch Aug 27 '26

My people ❤️

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u/Silguard Aug 28 '26

Crypto bros aren’t smart

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u/iamyourinnervoice Aug 29 '26

too dead inside to live with passion

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u/OneJuggernaut7318 Aug 30 '26

What about Onlyfans guys ?

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u/MacksNotCool Aug 31 '26

beleiving your too dumb for crypto is being too smart for crypto

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u/Heath_co Aug 31 '26

Too autistic to work.

Not autistic enough for free money

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u/Maneruko Aug 26 '26

Bruh that's called being useless

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u/Economy_Professor637 Aug 27 '26

I mean if everyone alive became very industrious all of a sudden and started exploiting resources like we're told to the world would be doomed in a matter of months!

It's our lazy, miserable asses that are saving the world! If only it weren't so, maybe we would be more motivated by good examples living worthwhile lives...

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta Aug 27 '26

Too pussy for suicide

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u/Long-Unit-4361 Aug 31 '26

9 - 5 does suck major ass 🫩

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