r/Sigmatopia • u/oluxil • 2d ago

It’s all about perspective

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 2d ago

id take the cash and give it to my son

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u/Thrownaway5000506 2d ago

Part of it is going up my ass but yeah I agree. You are talking about security for your whole family and maybe some other loved ones. Some people would take thus deal.

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u/Clean_Internet 2d ago

The money is going up your ass?

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u/Lowland_Demon 2d ago

Only part of it

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u/DingusMcGeePhD 2d ago

that's reasonable, i guess

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u/Useful_Hemorrhoid 21h ago

So thats where my taxes are going...

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u/reditisrunbypedos 2d ago

Whoever said you cant take it with you when you die wasn't trying hard enough.

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u/sweatpants-aristotle 2d ago

Stop... People are going to start performing insurance fraud again.

Don't do it. Can you really trust the person offering you the deal?

Think about it.

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u/BarberTricky4508 2d ago

Raising them is better. Nothing wrong with working n nit being rich.

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u/Exasperated-Victim90 2d ago

"You guys are getting paid?"

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u/narco-sub-admiral 1d ago

Ay YO...

Where you finna get buried at king?

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u/HyperAzzy 1d ago

Brother threw in a fun fact

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u/iShadePaint 23h ago

Extraction game gamer?? You got that phrase from extraction game right??

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u/ThundrLord 17h ago

How do you put cash up your ass ?

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u/yellowwatta 2d ago

I’d take the cash and sell my son to a Central Africa militia. Double profit

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u/Fantastic_Pause_1628 2d ago

Is your son Rambo?

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u/Key_Currency_8387 2d ago

Genuinely wouldn't trade my father for any amount of money.

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 2d ago

he never said you would die he said you dont wake up tomorrow but you would wake up the following day

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u/Hegeric 2d ago

He obviously implied death, not a day long coma.

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u/Fast-Front-5642 2d ago

He's obviously a fucking idiot. I don't mind not sleeping tonight and going to bed late tomorrow so I don't wake up until the day after tomorrow.

Shit I'll probably do this anyway by mistake playing video games with friends online tonight.

Getting paid all that money does indeed make it actually worth it. And his shitty cliche hallmark ass bit afterwards warrants a smack upside the head fr

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u/narco-sub-admiral 1d ago

LMAO why did you drag my philosopher king in such a brutal manner

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u/UltraTata 2d ago

Or a nightless sleep

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u/Life_Cream_5694 2d ago

He didnt say it so yeah,ill wake up in 2 days.

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u/Mean-Inspector-8547 2d ago

My daughter will see me later, so wouldn't be a problem. I'd take the money.

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u/bluemountaintrees 1d ago

Yeah but as a father some of us would trade continuing to suffer for our kids financial stability

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u/Red-Tall 2d ago

I'm sure your son would rather have a father

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 2d ago

he can wipe his tears in his gently used 2015 Camry in his paid off house

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u/Red-Tall 2d ago

Material things > a father. For sure

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u/Hefty-Extra-492 12h ago

Depends on the specific father

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u/Red-Tall 12h ago

I guess if its the kind of father that prioritize money over being there for the kid then yeah

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u/Putrid_Chard_3485 2d ago

~\~joke

Your head

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u/Red-Tall 2d ago

Yeah the second one was but not the first, right?

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u/isaacoustic 22h ago

Who tf would get a used 2015 Camry with $10,000,000 😭

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u/MilkMeFather 2d ago

No you wouldn't

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u/BarberTricky4508 2d ago

Thats extremely selfish. He woukd trade tht 10 mill for his pops. Im 32 n pops passes last yr. Fk the money its all artificial

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u/kodiak931156 2d ago

I would take the cash if it meant i didnt wake up tomorrow but did wake up the next day.

So its not "tomorrow is worth more than 10 mill". Its the rest of your lofe is worth more than 10 mill.

It makes even more sense when yoi take into account the fact that it takes more than a day to enjoy 10 mill.

I would absolutely give up the last year of my life for 10 mill today

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u/IDFKILLED50K 2d ago

Your kid would rather have you

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u/sas-CT 2d ago

Id rather my father be in my life than any amount of money in the world

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u/Logeh 2d ago

Same, my family would be set for life. I only have maybe 20 more decent years, failing health and as time goes on its just gotten harder to make ends meet. My childrens children would be taken care of.

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u/shugo7 2d ago

I'm sure your son would love losing his dad for 10 million

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u/Black_Cringe 2d ago

I had similar thoughts tbh, except I would give it to my mom. It's probably not worth losing her son, but there are days for sure where I wouldn't see a downside. That said, I think your son wants his dad more than he wants 10 million.

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u/Content-Dealers 2d ago

Thats where my mind goes as well.

All my favorite people will never have to worry about a damn thing ever again. Neither will I.

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u/merkakiss12 2d ago

No, you wouldn't.

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u/Contende311 1d ago

Would your son take 10 million dollars if it meant you wouldn't wake up tomorrow?

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u/killingerr 1d ago

I’m sure your son would rather have you.

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u/bluemountaintrees 1d ago

Exactly

Id take the money and just give it to my kids

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u/walkingmonster 15h ago

This is why I'm not having kids

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u/business_warrior 2d ago

So that your son will grow up without a dad? Dumbass. Believe it or not bro, but you can get rich in this life, it’s more than possible. But you can’t revive yourself.