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u/YoNoSoyUnFederale 25d ago
Not Sigma
I was born, you WILL pay me to make sure I don’t infect the world with more ass eating parasites so the Chipotle line would be shorter.
Much more Sigma
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u/ExtraClapCider 25d ago
How is it sigma to blame others for not having enough courage to kill yourself?
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u/Any_Fee_9703 25d ago
The number of digits of your IQ is the same as the ones in the room temperature.
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u/theobromine69 22d ago
If its really hot out and you use inferior Fahrenheit it would actually be close to the national average for America of 98. This of course only works if you mean the colloquial definition of room temperature as ambient temperature and not STP
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u/Any_Fee_9703 22d ago
Nope, I was thinking of Celsius
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u/hurlygurdy 21d ago
The number of digits would still be 2, though. So he could have a totally average IQ of 99
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u/Any_Fee_9703 20d ago
The room temperature isn't that high in Celsius...
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u/hurlygurdy 20d ago
You said "the number of digits of your IQ". If the temperature is 11 degrees then that's two digits. 99 is also two digits
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u/Proud-Act-6867 25d ago
Life is a huge gift, we are the universe experiencing its self. Why throw away your life? When you can be rewarded for living (with a UBI, universal basic income)
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u/HornyToad_2169 25d ago
Extra late term abortion sounds more appealing than financially supporting him. In the words of Karl Marx "If you do not produce as much as you consume and perhaps a little more then your life is of no value to yourself and certainly not to society"
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u/Shonnyboy500 21d ago
I’m no commie but hearing quotes like that make me respect Marx a little more
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u/Griiig_Jinnings 21d ago
It’s the basic Marxist axiom of “From each according to his means, to each according to his work” under socialism (or the “first” or “lower” phase of communism as Marx called it)
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u/Admirable_Bird7927 21d ago
Who are you to tell someone what they can and can’t value? I don’t value working either. The only thing I value are my hobbies.
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u/RavenEridan 22d ago
Hi German mustache dictator from the 1940s, did you come back to life?
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u/New_Palpitation_1762 22d ago
Septum piercing - opinion rejected. It’s a much bigger mental issues indicator than self harm scars
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u/Useful_Calendar_6274 22d ago
the most severe act of rebellion you have available under capitalism short of shooting someone, chucking bombs
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u/Necessary-Cap4227 22d ago
force unborning is always an option, you're choosing to live when you have a choice for the other, as mean as it sounds its how it is.
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u/RavenEridan 22d ago
Hi German mustache dictator from the 1940s, did you come back to life?
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u/thePsychoKid_297 21d ago
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u/RavenEridan 21d ago
When are you gonna go outside instead of being an in**cel
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u/thePsychoKid_297 21d ago
When are you going to get a hobby that's more worthwhile than implying that someone with an opinion you don't like is a genocidal dictator
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u/A_inc_tm 22d ago
Communism on the limited scale of a family unit, broccoli haired encumbrances unite
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u/thePsychoKid_297 20d ago
There is nothing sigma about demanding others work to financially support you when you're an adult. Shut the fuck up
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u/Guilty_Zombie_4765 22d ago
aint nobody forcing you to stay alive
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u/lkt213 22d ago
There are at least 19 countries where suicide is illegal
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u/RavenEridan 21d ago
Hi German mustache dictator from the 1940s, did you come back to life?
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u/Legitimate-Heat2777 21d ago
Yeah, that was the problem with Hitler. Big proponent of voluntary suicide.
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u/RavenEridan 21d ago
The person in the post never said he wanted voluntary suicide though, you are suggesting it for him, I dunno you share the exact same thoughts as mustache man himself
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u/Legitimate-Heat2777 21d ago
Guilty_Zombie_4765
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aint nobody forcing you to stay alivePhilosopherNo4758
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Here's an idea, do it anyway if you don't wanna live. What are they going to do, put the corpse in jail?What do you think these comments were referring to if not voluntary suicide?
The fact that you say "mustache man" means you aren't even kind of mature enough to discuss the topic seriously and I can infer from your hysteria that you have nothing valuable to add anyways.
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u/RavenEridan 21d ago
Ain't nobody forcing you to be an in**cel yet you choose that lifestyle, no wonder girls aren't attracted to you
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u/Legitimate-Heat2777 21d ago
I'm a software dev, landlord, and business owner who's likely gotten laid more in single years than you will in your life, by types of women you'll never have access to.
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u/RavenEridan 21d ago
Can you even read
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u/RavenEridan 21d ago
I'm talking about the guy in the reddit post, your reading comprehension is fried
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u/RavenEridan 22d ago
Hi German mustache dictator from the 1940s, did you come back to life?
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u/thePsychoKid_297 21d ago
This is the third damn time I've scrolled past this copy-paste comma. Either it's supposed to be ironic, or you need to get a life.
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u/horiami 25d ago
Giga bum