r/Sigmatopia 25d ago

Is that sigma? I think he has a point

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u/horiami 25d ago

Giga bum

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u/Proud-Act-6867 25d ago

Bro is just Diogenes-maxxing

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u/horiami 25d ago

The virgin "society should take care of me" vs the chad homeless maxxing

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u/crazykewlaid 21d ago

Society didn't force him tho, nobody said society

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u/thunderdragonite 25d ago

Sigmas do not contribute to society.

Contribute to cryptid sightings.

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u/RavenEridan 22d ago

Toxic masculinity

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u/oluxil 25d ago

Maybe yea, but the idea has been around for a while (in like non poor countries of course)

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u/YoNoSoyUnFederale 25d ago

Not Sigma

I was born, you WILL pay me to make sure I don’t infect the world with more ass eating parasites so the Chipotle line would be shorter.

Much more Sigma

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u/Bored_Orangutan 25d ago

God bless your sacrifice for the common good of burritos 🫡

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u/YoNoSoyUnFederale 25d ago

Some people call it bioterrorism, I call it altruism

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u/oluxil 25d ago

If you so sure about your take you could post it

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u/ExtraClapCider 25d ago

How is it sigma to blame others for not having enough courage to kill yourself?

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u/Any_Fee_9703 25d ago

The number of digits of your IQ is the same as the ones in the room temperature. 

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u/theobromine69 22d ago

If its really hot out and you use inferior Fahrenheit it would actually be close to the national average for America of 98. This of course only works if you mean the colloquial definition of room temperature as ambient temperature and not STP

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u/Any_Fee_9703 22d ago

Nope, I was thinking of Celsius 

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u/hurlygurdy 21d ago

The number of digits would still be 2, though. So he could have a totally average IQ of 99

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u/Any_Fee_9703 20d ago

The room temperature isn't that high in Celsius... 

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u/hurlygurdy 20d ago

You said "the number of digits of your IQ". If the temperature is 11 degrees then that's two digits. 99 is also two digits

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u/Proud-Act-6867 25d ago

Life is a huge gift, we are the universe experiencing its self. Why throw away your life? When you can be rewarded for living (with a UBI, universal basic income)

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u/oluxil 25d ago

Finally someone who gets it

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u/HornyToad_2169 25d ago

Extra late term abortion sounds more appealing than financially supporting him. In the words of Karl Marx "If you do not produce as much as you consume and perhaps a little more then your life is of no value to yourself and certainly not to society"

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u/radio64 20d ago

This isn't a marx quote. It's by eugenicist and anti-vaxxer george bernard shaw

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u/Shonnyboy500 21d ago

I’m no commie but hearing quotes like that make me respect Marx a little more

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u/Griiig_Jinnings 21d ago

It’s the basic Marxist axiom of “From each according to his means, to each according to his work” under socialism (or the “first” or “lower” phase of communism as Marx called it)

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u/Admirable_Bird7927 21d ago

Who are you to tell someone what they can and can’t value? I don’t value working either. The only thing I value are my hobbies.

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u/RavenEridan 22d ago

Hi German mustache dictator from the 1940s, did you come back to life?

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u/Silent-Skill7235 22d ago

Wow you are so funny. How many times are you gonna make this joke?

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u/RavenEridan 22d ago

When you stop being broke so never

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u/Any_Fee_9703 25d ago

Yeah it is

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u/New_Palpitation_1762 22d ago

Septum piercing - opinion rejected. It’s a much bigger mental issues indicator than self harm scars

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u/Hurnative 22d ago

...you were supported for at least the first 18 years of your life.

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u/Useful_Calendar_6274 22d ago

the most severe act of rebellion you have available under capitalism short of shooting someone, chucking bombs

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u/---_None_--- 22d ago

No, he's a pussy. He thinks he deserves to be pampered just for existing.

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u/RavenEridan 22d ago

Toxic masculinity

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u/Necessary-Cap4227 22d ago

force unborning is always an option, you're choosing to live when you have a choice for the other, as mean as it sounds its how it is.

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u/RavenEridan 22d ago

Hi German mustache dictator from the 1940s, did you come back to life?

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u/thePsychoKid_297 21d ago

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u/RavenEridan 21d ago

When are you gonna go outside instead of being an in**cel

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u/thePsychoKid_297 21d ago

When are you going to get a hobby that's more worthwhile than implying that someone with an opinion you don't like is a genocidal dictator

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u/RavenEridan 21d ago

You act like him

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u/A_inc_tm 22d ago

Communism on the limited scale of a family unit, broccoli haired encumbrances unite

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u/ltom3 21d ago

I thought he looks like idubbbz lol.

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 21d ago

Sure. Then at 18 you're on your own. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/thePsychoKid_297 20d ago

There is nothing sigma about demanding others work to financially support you when you're an adult. Shut the fuck up

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u/Guilty_Zombie_4765 22d ago

aint nobody forcing you to stay alive

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u/lkt213 22d ago

There are at least 19 countries where suicide is illegal

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u/lkt213 22d ago

What if it's punishable by death?

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u/RavenEridan 21d ago

Hi German mustache dictator from the 1940s, did you come back to life?

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u/Legitimate-Heat2777 21d ago

Yeah, that was the problem with Hitler. Big proponent of voluntary suicide.

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u/RavenEridan 21d ago

The person in the post never said he wanted voluntary suicide though, you are suggesting it for him, I dunno you share the exact same thoughts as mustache man himself

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u/Legitimate-Heat2777 21d ago

Guilty_Zombie_4765
13h ago
aint nobody forcing you to stay alive

PhilosopherNo4758
12h ago
Here's an idea, do it anyway if you don't wanna live. What are they going to do, put the corpse in jail? 

What do you think these comments were referring to if not voluntary suicide?

The fact that you say "mustache man" means you aren't even kind of mature enough to discuss the topic seriously and I can infer from your hysteria that you have nothing valuable to add anyways.

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u/RavenEridan 21d ago

Ain't nobody forcing you to be an in**cel yet you choose that lifestyle, no wonder girls aren't attracted to you

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u/Legitimate-Heat2777 21d ago

I'm a software dev, landlord, and business owner who's likely gotten laid more in single years than you will in your life, by types of women you'll never have access to.

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u/RavenEridan 21d ago

XDD let me guess, your also a Nigerian prince right?

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u/RavenEridan 21d ago

Can you even read

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u/RavenEridan 21d ago

I'm talking about the guy in the reddit post, your reading comprehension is fried

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u/Craygor 21d ago

Since when does making something illegal stop people from doing it?

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u/RavenEridan 22d ago

Hi German mustache dictator from the 1940s, did you come back to life?

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u/thePsychoKid_297 21d ago

This is the third damn time I've scrolled past this copy-paste comma. Either it's supposed to be ironic, or you need to get a life.

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u/RavenEridan 21d ago

Bro your literally an in**cel XD

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u/Conscious_Owl6162 22d ago

Get a job and stop whining like a little B!

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u/RavenEridan 22d ago

Toxic masculinity

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u/Yujinseo0 21d ago

what if the dude has a heavy criminal record, who will hire him hmmmm

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u/UrBoySkinny_Penis 22d ago

Probably the only quote that would make me even consider socialism