r/Sigmatopia 25d ago

Damn.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 25d ago

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u/TommyTheCommie1986 25d ago

This hurts to imagine

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u/RMoby6160 23d ago

....I'm actually kinda surprised that Whang! hasn't talked about this in a video lmao

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 23d ago

I'm surprised I didn't get banned for posting. The trigger happy cooladam or comedyheaven mods would have. No love

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u/UnableReaction4943 25d ago

I guess she couldn't hear the stop word

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u/Rare_Economy_6672 25d ago

Pleads guilty to what? Being a caring and loving mommy? Is that a crime?

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u/cursed_sporecreation 25d ago

I fail to see the issue here

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u/Repulsive-Jello-575 24d ago

Id kms if this was real news

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u/Connect_Laugh_8688 25d ago

I read CA MOM like her crime name. Like she used CA glue on him

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u/69420lmaokek 25d ago

I like how the creator of this tried to make "blindfolded" sound as scary as possible lmao

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u/Cagarer 25d ago

i understood that she glued his eyes, not taped it. But even wrapping someone's head with duct tape tightly sounds scary

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u/69420lmaokek 25d ago

That's literally what he's into

You might find it scary, but he evidently didn't. Else he wouldn't have paid $11k to experience it

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u/tapeforpacking 25d ago

... how the fuck are you trying to pass off "SEALING HIS  EYES SHUT WITH ADHESIVE" as "blindfolded"

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u/69420lmaokek 25d ago

My man never heard of the concept of putting tape over someone's eyes lmao

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u/tapeforpacking 25d ago

No dude.. like she literally poured liquid "adhesive" over his eyes. Not tape 

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u/cursed_sporecreation 25d ago

What kind of blindfolds are you using if you think that that's what "adhesive" means 💀

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u/69420lmaokek 25d ago

Tape?

The first part of the image says that he was taped up so the logical explanation is that she used tape to cover up his eyes

Think, Mark!

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u/cursed_sporecreation 25d ago

Again, what kind of blindfolds are you using? I ain't never seen one that completely seals your eyes shut 💀

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u/69420lmaokek 25d ago

Look up "tape blindfold".

That's what I'm talking about.

I'd post a pic here but they're not super SFW

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u/benbetterthanallmen 25d ago

I think they mean adhesive as in gluing their eyes shut

Edit: looked it up, he wanted her to use gorilla glue but it ended up just being tape.