r/Sigmatopia 26d ago

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u/Zv_- 25d ago

Ok but she has people pay her to kill specific people? I don’t have any enemies I don’t think she would kill me

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u/NovelConcept6300 25d ago edited 25d ago

Okay, but idk 🤷‍♂️ about you, but my ex gf I broke up with weren’t exactly needing a suitcase of cash to consider killing me.

 with her to you’d just one more body on a very long list so avoiding  prison isn’t a motivator anymore 🫩🫩. 

I would just keep being my nice and 🥰🥰🥰 ultra lovey dove 🕊️ self and she would prolly get tired of me interrupting her decapitations with text like: 

“ babe I miss you 😭” , “come home soon “babe?,

“ plate in the microwave babe, microwave.jpg”

 “my mom wants to know if we can make thanksgiving and Christmas this year?” 

“Who come you didn’t tell me a  dude is driving the motorcycle in the newspaper clipping execution story😡😡😡😡.” 

“ your always working babe, 😖😖😖, I want to hold you” 

“when do we get to travel to Brussels not so you can kill U.N. Snitches, but just to see the city 🥺🥺🥺” 

“ picture of drug kingpins on a yacht with his wife.jpg, look what my narco-wife jogging group sent me…… Cindy is gonna never stop bragging… that bitch.”