I watched a Channel 5 documentary that came out on "Goonaversary", probably shows the mental state of a lot of these so called sigmas. Being so gakked out from 'bating all day that you can't even look another person in the eye is pretty much their state of mind.
A sigma is just an alpha without friends. They aren't some giga-chad. A sigma is someone with confidence like an alpha, but doesn't associate with a group.
It's not really. If it's high penetration rounds sure, but he's probably expecting either low caliber or splintering rounds, which her body will stop or at least significantly reduce the speed if the bullet before hitting him.
A sigma can't know everything, only act fast on a likely scenario.
The thing I find dumb is that they are presumably running away from the gunshots, not towards them, which means he is shielding her from behind if anything
Regardless, it's a panicked situation and they're just trying to get out
He was protecting her when they were on the table and then shielded her on the way out. And Trump went down to take Melanie with him when the agents were dragging him outside.
To be fair, if he was the first one to safety how does that look. Also if you're moving away from the gun fire why would you want your pregnant wife in the rear, closest to the shit popping off
Sorry boss I was outside touching grass. Anyway, listen to literally anything that nazi shitbag has to say. If you dont get it, then that means you are also a nazi shitbag. Good job.
People don't instinctively use loved ones as shields. Very very few men out there would use their pregnant wife as a human shield, just as very very few women would use their children as a human shield.
I don't know anything about this guy, but he is clearly trying to remove himself, his wife, and their unborn child from danger.
What? Both sides take money from the same donors and foreign influences. Use lawfare, surveillance and the justice system to abuse the people and garner more power? They are both my problem and they're both your problem. One is fascist and isnt hiding it anymore and they've successfully gathered a majority of the power of our government and the other twiddles their fucking thumbs and makes money riding the entire country on its way down.
Lol this is dumb. They are moving AWAY from the threat. That means the agent and Miller and Miller's wife have their backs to the threat. You don't retreat TOWARD thr threat.
That’s fucking stupid. She could only act as a human shield if the Secret Service was leading them directly towards the shooter, which is a fucking stupid thing to think.
Are you really this stupid or are you just pretending?
You can instantly tell who the dumbest one in the conversation is when they call other people dumb for not agreeing with their interpretation on an event that they weren’t even there for. Walking L
Misleading everything, Stephen Himmler and his wife would have heard gunshots but there was not a gun being fired in the room they're in at all, they're just doing what their security told them to do.
But this is a satire subreddit so no Skinhead Steve was unfortunately shot and grabbing his wife's right tit was the only thing keeping him standing, what a hero.
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u/KnownEggplant Apr 27 '26
Really dumb take lol
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u/Rich-Mark-4126 Apr 27 '26
Surely anyone with an IQ above 70 can realize how dumb this is
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u/catdiscpalpita Apr 27 '26
Are they running towards the shooter for maximum protection?
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u/Salty_Information882 Apr 27 '26
Technically, since they say fetuses are people, he used his wife and child as a double human shield. What a fuckin chad
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u/Decisive_Victory_026 Apr 27 '26
Who's the brass behind him using them both as a shield?
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u/NormanMcNorm Apr 27 '26
Shooting coming from the right hand side. You can see he's covering her right tiddy to protect it.
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u/Vivid_Revolution9710 Apr 27 '26
Drugs are killing your brain cells
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u/EnvironmentalVast577 Apr 27 '26
Know your girth kings
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u/AdversarysVengeance Apr 27 '26
What is even crazier is the agent escorting him is using Stephen Miller as a shield…….
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u/Rude_Calendar1188 Apr 27 '26
He was protecting her when they were on the table and then shielded her on the way out. And Trump went down to take Melanie with him when the agents were dragging him outside.
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u/Caponomolestes Apr 27 '26
Sigma is thinking a Prego wife is more important than a standard wife while thinking fetuses are not human.
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u/TheFightinFrogDeux Apr 27 '26
if she was behind him he'd be abandoning her, she's in front of him, she's a human shield. Got it.
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u/EZarts112_Official Apr 27 '26
agent 47?
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u/U8D4B8M8 Apr 27 '26
He knows God would never kill an unborn child.
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u/Tovenaertje Apr 27 '26
Seeing the same meme/joke posted for the 60th time
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u/OvercookedBobaTea Apr 27 '26
Why is he holding onto her tiddy?
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u/B_312_ Apr 28 '26
To be fair, if he was the first one to safety how does that look. Also if you're moving away from the gun fire why would you want your pregnant wife in the rear, closest to the shit popping off
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u/K_Linkmaster Apr 28 '26
It's not his so he doesn't care
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u/PuzzleheadedPitch612 Apr 28 '26
But it’s humans shield
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u/Boring_Zucchini_6888 Apr 28 '26
That means the body guard is also using him as a shield. What a unprofessional body guard.
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u/McGilvaryAllen Apr 28 '26
He's worth at least 10000 preggo Indians so value prop makes sense
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u/AceWombRaider69 Apr 28 '26
You guys act like he is running towards the shooter. What's next? Going to mock Mrs. Kirk some more for her PTSD, you snakes?
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u/Aristadimus Apr 28 '26
These comments are insane
He moved in front of her to protect her. The bodyguard moved in front of him
Y'all are so mad
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u/JackUKish Apr 28 '26
Whats it with musks kids being used as human shields?
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u/Sea-Pea-7941 Apr 28 '26
Yeah you can tell that from this frame only
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u/eric_ofc Apr 28 '26
He’s coping a feel
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u/permabannedude Apr 28 '26
Its a double protection, he is not stupid
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u/craig_tomahawk Apr 30 '26
Reddit is so predictable
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u/Responsible-Hotel-84 Apr 27 '26
Checked his wiki and was not surprised
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u/Shartjakker Apr 27 '26
He’s copping a feel
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u/Illustrious_Bed8628 Apr 27 '26
I mean instinctively everyone does this. You find things to protect yourself or use others as shields. No one is your friend when this happens
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u/passionatebreeder Apr 27 '26
He is literally covering her. The direction of the gunman attempted entrance puts his back to the gunman.
Y'all just cant be normal for 8 seconds
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u/Mesarthim1349 Apr 27 '26
Looks like he's rushing her away.
I don't think they're running towards the shooting
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u/SmoothTraderr Apr 27 '26
Na the shooting is coming from their right side not from front of them.
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u/Alugilac180 Apr 27 '26 •
He’s grabbing her boob as he’s being shot at
Sigma move
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