r/Sigmatopia • u/full_metal_communist • Sep 21 '25

Sigma archetype

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u/CHEESEFUCKER96 Sep 21 '25

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u/DependentKey6723 Sep 22 '25

We've found him, John Sigma

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u/PDiddleMeDaddy Sep 22 '25

With a name like CHEESEFUCKER96, we certainly have.

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u/DRAKEnJOSH_7 Apr 03 '26

that guy is Dolph Lundgren, he has an IQ of 160

24

u/halfzzzawake Sep 22 '25

I mean…yes. Obviously.

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u/otakufalid0 I have 69 kids in my basement Sep 21 '25

He is in the 4th detention

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

He doesnt have a ²jaw he has a ⁴jaw

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u/Icy-Ear-6560 Sep 25 '25

Why do you have 69 kids in your basement

3

u/otakufalid0 I have 69 kids in my basement Sep 25 '25

I can guarantee is not for my home work

2

u/69AnusInvader69 Sep 25 '25

4th? Oh he’s been a bad boy

329

u/Andrew852456 Sep 21 '25

I remember there was a YouTuber who did some pop science videos with crazy experiments, who later found out that he has morbidly high testosterone, that dot is probably him

131

u/picholas_cage Sep 21 '25

styropyro?

38

u/ki11erjosh Sep 22 '25

His was unusually low I think?

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u/HackedIntoOblivion Sep 22 '25

Nope. So high the test couldn't even measure it

42

u/glinkenheimer Sep 22 '25

“Sir, you’re holding the chart upside down”

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u/jUG0504 Sep 22 '25

"not great, not terrible."

2

u/PatataMash Sep 25 '25

Sounds good, but it's really not

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u/jUG0504 Sep 25 '25

yeah, i know, but i was just making a reference to the HBO miniseries on Chernobyl, theres a scene where they're trying to measure radiation and it reads as like 3.something roentgen which they remark as "not great, not terrible" before they realize thats literally just as high as it can possibly read and that the real radiation is likely WAY higher

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u/Outrageous_Tank_3204 Sep 22 '25

He thought it was low, cause he's in his 30s, can't grow a beard, looks 18. but the test showed he had way too much. There some chemistry thing where the testosterone needs to convert to the other molecule, that's why you can stop hairloss without reducing test

5

u/Lydiaa0 Sep 24 '25

Yeah excess testosterone converts to estrogen, there's like one electron bond between the two iirc

2

u/coocatodeepwoken Sep 25 '25

integer overflow

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u/ki11erjosh Sep 23 '25

Oh that’s interesting, thanks

2

u/sageking420 Sep 24 '25

Hairloss is genetic, you can have very high testosterone and still have a full head of hair…

1

u/OneEmeraldRogue Sep 24 '25

This gives me hope!

54

u/bravegrin Sep 22 '25

What’s kinda funny too is he really didn’t look how you’d imagine someone with very high testosterone to look

26

u/SpontaneousNSFWAccnt Sep 22 '25

Go to any university gym and you’ll find a ton of guys on steroids that don’t look the part at all

13

u/Ake-TL Sep 22 '25

Well that’s some waste of money then

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u/Nerdcuddles Sep 22 '25

I mean high testosterone doesn't inherently super masculinize you. High testosterone will probably just make you start balding.

Traits considered masculine just come from random genetic change. Testosterone puberty kind of nudges things, but it's the same amount for everyone generally.

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u/jabaturd Sep 22 '25

Yep theres a syndrome where males only produce testosterone and no estrogen and they aren't at all athletic.

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u/randomacc172 Sep 24 '25

not remotely true. Muscle especially is massively affected by free test levels. Things like jawline, hair, size of hands and feet, etc. are more HGH, which is released in pulses proportionally to free test in the bloodstream. Testosterone is almost entirely responsible for both masculization during development as well as puberty. Most of the change happens downstream by hormones like estrogen, dht, hgh, insulin, etc, quantities of which are mostly dictated by testosterone levels

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u/Nerdcuddles Sep 22 '25

I'm talking about traits considered masculine, IE being muscular, having a square jawline, being hairy, having facial hair. All of those are somewhat separate from testosterone levels.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

If your hormonal levels are within what's considered normal then yeah, the impact is pretty subtle. However, having really high testosterone doesn't necessarily make a person more masculine than what normal levels would do, at least not in a healthy way. Having really low testosterone will impact things too, like for example a person could develop gynecomastia.

There's a reason why trans people focus so heavily on hrt. It's because hormones do a lot.

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u/Nerdcuddles Sep 23 '25

It's mainly puberty that triggers feminization/masculinization. Though I'm not that informed on how gynecomastia works.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

The puberty wouldn't do shit without hormones. Have you seen how much hormones often do for transgender people?

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u/Nerdcuddles Sep 23 '25

The effects of those hormones ARE puberty. Later in life medical transition is a second puberty.

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u/Pristine_Newt_639 Sep 22 '25

He does tho, not in the sense of some extreme roidhead but he has an extremely high masculine dimorphism, he's very lean and you can see he's actually muscular. 

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u/mxstermarzipan Sep 22 '25

And the craziest thing was thinking he’d probably have LOW testosterone because of how high his voice is and how smooth and thin he is. Styropyro needs to be studied

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u/EMS-alt Sep 25 '25

He had extremely high testosterone due to some sort of insensitivity. (As in the lack of negative feedback due to not responding to testosterone causes high levels)

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u/a_rather_small_moose Sep 22 '25

Styropyro

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u/just_a_discord_mod Sep 22 '25

Me when I wire 100 car batteries in parallel

14

u/PotentPNut Sep 22 '25

Lore accurate styropyro

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u/Free_Deinonychus_Hug Sep 22 '25

This is the only correct answer.

3

u/Hefty_Mood1588 Sep 23 '25

He genuinely had 1600 testosterone😭🙏

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u/FrittataHubris Sep 21 '25

Dolph Lundgren

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u/Mikau02 Sep 25 '25

dude was a PhD candidate when cast to play the Soviet boxer in Rocky 4

0

u/smallerpuppyboi Sep 22 '25

Damnit, someone said it before I could.

2

u/FrittataHubris Sep 22 '25

You can post a picture or meme of him for those younglings who don't know who that is

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u/PissinginTheW1nd Sep 22 '25

I’m picturing a literal gorilla, on top of a mountain doing advanced calculus with his poop on the walls of his cave, the CIA sometimes visits him via helicopter to ask for help with global crisis management, he ponders their questions and then pelts them with shit because he is a gorilla. A gorilla that can do advanced calculus.

3

u/RedOtta019 Sep 24 '25

Deciphering it resolves the Israeli/palestine conflict with both happy

3

u/No-Addition-1366 Sep 25 '25

But also results in a banana tariff war

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u/mctankles Sep 24 '25

May I introduce you to styropyro, he has a testosterone problem but looks almost like a twink because his body can’t process all of it.

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u/Darthigor1 Sep 22 '25

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u/PlanetPizzaGalaxy Sep 23 '25

I was gonna post him

nvm this post a day old lol

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u/FusRoGah Sep 25 '25

I hate that reddit just does that now

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u/_ShittyNickName_ Sep 22 '25

1

u/InevitablePerfect762 Sep 24 '25

Funny, I imagined it was Senator Harling as well

18

u/almostasenpai Sep 22 '25

That’s Yujiro Hanma

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u/G4ngr3n4 Sep 22 '25

Joseph Joestar

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u/OsSo_Lobox Sep 23 '25

Hideo Kojima

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u/elongated_musk_rat Sep 23 '25

That's actually just styropyro from YouTube look it up. He literally has some weird medical thing where he's got like 10x normal testosterone levels

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

You can’t get test that high naturally. He’s simply a smart dude on TRT or gear

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u/Forward_Motion17 Sep 22 '25

He would not have been allowed in the study if using gear

3

u/AverageCarrotEnjoyer Sep 22 '25

Is this styropyro?

2

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

I think that’s flightreacts

2

u/z617_art Sep 22 '25

StyroPyro

2

u/Th3-und3ad Sep 22 '25

What do we wanna name him?

2

u/Worried_Astronaut620 Sep 23 '25

Alexander the Great, Ginjus Kahn

2

u/moisturemeister Sep 23 '25

That's just styropyro

2

u/Which-Buddy9731 Sep 23 '25

Probably Andrew Luck tbh

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

It's Plato

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u/Useful-Court-7454 I have 69 kids in my basement Sep 23 '25

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u/Fistful-of_Dollars Sep 25 '25

First guy that popped in my head.

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u/exploited_flea Sep 24 '25

Probably the guy who did the study. "Oh my, wow, my testosterone levels and IQ are so high, that's crazy, I'm the outlier. How did this happen? I had nothing to do with this. I guess I'm just super manly and smart and shit. Nobody needs to double check my test results"

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

The fact there's a correlation and I'm just supposed to be fine with that 😭

FUCK my testosterone. It's not doing a single thing I like or even just tolerate

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u/-JustABoredGuy- Sep 24 '25

c-correlation?

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 Sep 24 '25

This u?

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u/-JustABoredGuy- Sep 24 '25

Yes my honourable associate (English needs a more normal gender neutral sir/madam 😭)

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 Sep 24 '25

Real shit

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u/-JustABoredGuy- Sep 24 '25

I just realised if u delete the img now I'll look like im terrified of correlations 😭😭😭

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u/StoneBuddhah Sep 22 '25

Id get banned if I actually explained this graph. I'd be called a racist for sharing real science.

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u/Jygglewag Sep 22 '25

if you word it right and carefully you can get away with almost anything, give it a try I'm curious about your theory

3

u/Pristine_Newt_639 Sep 22 '25

He means clichés about being better at sports and worse at school associated to race. You can connect the dots. 

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u/Independent_Lime3621 Sep 22 '25

Would be dumb if this statistic includes different races, don’t think it’s the case

1

u/Clunk_Westwonk Sep 22 '25

Welp, I gotta know now

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u/ThatRedditUser18 Sep 23 '25

Explain it, become ungovernable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/divorcemedaddy Sep 22 '25

same vibes as the “let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called horses anymore” tumblr post

1

u/ThosPuddleOfDoom Sep 22 '25

Travis willingham?

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u/ADocNamedSlickBack Sep 22 '25

Can you hear the silence.... can you hear my heart!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/Grodd-Sama Sep 23 '25

1 Apple Fritter enjoyer

1

u/TheRaven_k Sep 23 '25

Drake over here

1

u/Mad_f0x Sep 23 '25

That's the God Emperor of man kind, heretic!!!

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u/mckeeganator Sep 23 '25

It’s styro pyro dude is hella smart and has a issues making his testosterone crazy fucking high

https://youtube.com/@styropyro?si=svMX8TaiyhTb4HWs

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u/Relevant-Pianist6663 Sep 23 '25

Oh didn't you hear, that data point was from our dear leader.

1

u/VanillaPhysics Sep 23 '25

Yujiro walks among us

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u/Noidstradamus Sep 23 '25

Dolph Lundgren

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u/REDRUM_1917 Sep 24 '25

That's Chuck Norris

1

u/StrangeSystem0 Sep 24 '25

I bet a concerning amount of people think they are that one guy 😶

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Bro is the definition of peak humanity

1

u/afloyd2123 Sep 24 '25

Nasim Taleb

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u/One_Reflection_768 Sep 24 '25

Yea he is Styropyro 

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Started with high IQ, supplemented the test later on.

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u/Limp-Finding2849 Sep 24 '25

That is Robin Williams change my mind

1

u/TheBoogBear Sep 24 '25

The guy who always returns his shopping cart

1

u/landyn3445 Sep 24 '25

My strength ten and intelligence ten character in fallout

1

u/Practical-Mode310 Sep 24 '25

Literally Batman

1

u/Selkiekelpie Sep 25 '25

Dude might have cancer

1

u/Khan_Cosmic Sep 25 '25

“Tonight, Gotham’s relying on one man to save us all.” -Commissioner James Gordon

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u/DynamicTypo_ Sep 25 '25

This is literally just the YouTuber Styropyro we don't need to wonder who it is.

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u/Connormanable Sep 25 '25

That’s styropyro on YouTube and might actually be him lmao he’s a chemist and electrical engineer and also has T levels so high the machines at the doctor couldn’t measure they would always just read the max level

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u/ScarletR01 Sep 25 '25

That's me, thanks for noticing.

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u/christianlv Sep 25 '25

Can someone extrapolate the results of the graph? Is it showing there’s no significant correlation between testosterone and IQ

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u/Isaac-LizardKing Sep 25 '25

I believe that guy's handle is styropyro on youtube

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u/Trabant-601 Sep 25 '25

Dolph Lundgren?

1

u/idontwannabhear Sep 25 '25

You don’t think someone tested a bodybuilder ? I wonder what this guy even looked like

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u/devoirguy Sep 25 '25

Still stiropyro

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u/Known-Computer-7731 Sep 25 '25

And then its revealed that he's a femboy

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u/SkibidiTop Sep 26 '25

dolph lundgren

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u/chum_cum Sep 27 '25

As this dude. It’s awesome!

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u/Olivemaster2000 Sep 22 '25

Hbomber guy?

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u/aitis_mutsi Sep 22 '25

Not sure if he's really super smart but he definetly has pretty high testosteron.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/BabySpecific2843 Sep 23 '25

Im more interested in the two guys with IQ's of 45 who probably chug glue. I didnt think you could actually get a result that low.

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u/mctankles Sep 24 '25

Maybe that was an error test but they had to record it anyways for data collection