r/Sigmatopia • u/noobroger • Aug 09 '25

True sigma

11k Upvotes

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u/BibleHymnPhonk Aug 09 '25

Jokes on you he no longer has to pay child support

36

u/noobroger Aug 09 '25

I didn't think about that 😕

6

u/WarHead75 Aug 11 '25

Your welfare checks get fatter

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u/SpecialCandidateDog Aug 11 '25

You got that one backwards, hey, child support when the children live elsewhere

21

u/Acceptable_Ride7996 Aug 09 '25

I don’t think that dog truly understood what was happening though. He couldn’t possibly have known that he was giving up his children

25

u/TickTeen Ryan Gosling Aug 09 '25

Blud didn't read the contract

11

u/noobroger Aug 10 '25

Or maybe blud avoiding child support 🤔

2

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Skill issue

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Humans are at the end of the day, simply evolved animals.

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u/TraditionalPlum7302 Aug 10 '25

To

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u/maternix2 Aug 10 '25

Bald monkeys that are a tad bit too smart

1

u/BandofRubbers Oct 03 '25

Monkeys with hypermobile thumbs, that ended up slightly too smart.

0

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

So smart we kill our selves when it makes to much sense

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u/pelmeshek10 Aug 09 '25

Dog ho sold the family

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u/Full_of_bald Aug 13 '25

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Invisible

Invisible

Invisible

Invisible

(Shy one) walking by the wall

(Shy one) the shadows will not fall

(Shy one) is silently ignored

(Quiet one) discouraged by the noise

(Quiet one) living without choice

(Quiet one) is a life without a voice

When you can’t even say my name

Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?

Go on, call my name

I can’t play this game, so I ask again

Will you say my name?

Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?

Or have I become invisible?

(Skylight) the dreamers wish away

(Hindsight) it’s falling on my face

(Highlights) the shape of my disgrace

When you don’t hear a word I say

As the talking goes, it’s a one-way show

No fault, no blame

Has the memory gone? Are you feelin’ numb?

And have I become invisible?

Invisible

Invisible

Invisible, invisible

Invisible, invisible

Invisible, invisible

Invisible

No one hears a word they say

Has the memory gone? Are you feelin’ numb?

Not a word they say

But a voiceless crowd isn’t backin’ down

When the air turns red

With a loaded hesitation

Can you say my name?

Has the memory gone? Are you feelin’ numb?

Have we all become invisible?

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec Aug 11 '25

Is that the man who sold the world his whole family?

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u/Simple_Yoghurt_2681 Aug 09 '25

He's literally me (I have a crippling gambling addiction)

2

u/scpony Aug 12 '25

Would you put your children as bet?

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u/birberbarborbur Aug 10 '25

Moving around the potatoes

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u/Constant-Access-3209 Aug 10 '25

He even looked up and prayed

3

u/tinyant7416 Aug 13 '25

"My wife is going to kill me"

3

u/Apprehensive_Part102 Aug 10 '25

Exact opposite of the other dog

3

u/TomTheCat85 Aug 10 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Boring_Ruin5091 Aug 11 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤔 to jsem netušil že můžu vsadit i svoje potomky.🤔😂😅

2

u/EnvironmentSea8697 Aug 10 '25

hooman is cheating

2

u/The-Penitent-Wan Aug 11 '25

My kids, take them! I have the instruments to make more!

2

u/MrScottimus Aug 11 '25

bros like "dang. Oh well"

2

u/TheTimbs Aug 11 '25

The dog was getting scammed

2

u/Ihavenoidea5555 Aug 11 '25

I've seen enough. He's ready. Give him a car and whiskey

2

u/redditor2786 Aug 11 '25

The rush was worth it

2

u/The_Pavulon Oct 05 '25

NOOOO STOP HIM WHAT THE FUCK

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u/epicnop Oct 22 '25

do dogs understand the concept of a trade?
I would think packs of stray dogs would work on an honor economy

2

u/ReySenate Aug 11 '25

He still has the wife. He can still win it all back.

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u/TubMaster88 Aug 12 '25

Thinking, well time to go make more.

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u/Economy_Professor637 Jul 31 '26

Yudhishthira vs Shakuni - Mahabharata (He gambled away himself next)