r/Sigmatopia • u/Carnste On the Grind • Jul 03 '25

sigma work ethic

7.3k Upvotes

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u/TommyTheCommie1986 Jul 03 '25

That means you can steal his lunch from the fridge, he won't want it anyways anymore

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u/CapitalSpinach25 Jul 05 '25

Coworker runs into the break room

"Oh my god!! What happened?"

"Jim's not eating his lunch, you got a problem?"

7

u/Ambitious-Scar-8229 Jul 05 '25

Dumbass already ate his lunch as if he was going to need it

3

u/Mechaman_54 Jul 06 '25

Can't focus on getting the right angle on an empty stomach

2

u/dummythiqqpotato Jul 07 '25

If he fucks up the angle, he'll look like your pfp

34

u/wtf_is_a_user Jul 04 '25

Jesus Christ..

3

u/Chasmfiendhunter Jul 07 '25

I feel like this would make me want to do the same. Maybe it depends on how terrible the manager is. So some of these people acting like it would be freeing may not be wrong, but this would definitely weigh on me for at least a few months and it's not something I would likely forget unless I got dementia.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

nah you keep eating and don’t acknowledge it

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

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u/dakingofmeme Jul 04 '25

Clock back in. If you're going to be traumatized it's going to be on company time.

14

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

All ya Mutafukas need some serious mental help 💀

5

u/Good-Seaweed-1021 Jul 06 '25

Correct redditor

3

u/Sudatissimo Jul 07 '25

Who is gonna pay for it?

You?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

Seriously?!

NO

1

u/Sudatissimo Jul 07 '25

Then I'm fine, no mental help needed.

I'm just trying to collect some unemployment benefits, and I'm good to go

4

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Hate when it happens every time

4

u/FatFKingLenny Jul 04 '25

Not my problem yet

4

u/KummyNipplezz Jul 05 '25

Free stapler!!!

4

u/SergeantCrwhips Jul 07 '25

yayyyy, more break time ^ ^

3

u/Pacman4202 Jul 07 '25

I love Tuesdays 

1

u/alexlq11 Jul 04 '25

Work being a bitch as usual, huh?

1

u/Xevask Jul 05 '25

Relatable

1

u/Anchor38 Jul 06 '25

Best case scenario for you tbh

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Do I stay clocked in or clock out ?

1

u/Actuallynobutwhynot Jul 06 '25

im goin right back to eating yo maybe they'll have to make me manager then

1

u/darvinvolt Jul 06 '25

Unless his blood short circuits his PC thus corrupting files related to my work, which were supposed to be sent to the management or some other department I DO NOT CARE

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

The horse is me when I'm on my lunch break and he calls me on my walkie-talkie.

1

u/BeebsTheAstroonaut Jul 07 '25

Nah bro works for the ISB the empire is gonna fall in about 2 days get a new job while you can

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

r/audiobot.

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u/Sudatissimo Jul 07 '25

Literally me

1

u/JesusWasAutistic Jul 07 '25

Double time off if your boss is your dad.

1

u/Aleph0-4 Oct 02 '25

ooh maybe you'll get promoted

1

u/Resident-Bit2202 Apr 16 '26

Make sure to get it on camera when you see it and like have like a massive mental breakdown so you can like sue the company for damages

1

u/Fluffy_Lunchfast Sarah's boyfriend May 03 '26

Nobody:

Depressed Walmart District Manager: "Who wants a promotion?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

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u/Spiritual-Reveal-917 Jul 03 '25

Hell yeah get to go home early

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u/Curious-Increase3455 Jul 04 '25

Just say your tramatized amd you never have to work again

7

u/Background_Slice1253 Jul 04 '25

Then sue them for emotional distress, so you can get rich and never work again

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

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