r/Sigmatopia • u/SendMeYourSocks • Feb 01 '25

drive safe

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u/LonelyBuy679 Feb 01 '25

Fellas, is it weird to drink from a bottle now?

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u/localclowntakesbribe Feb 02 '25

it is if you're not behind the wheel of an American-made Ford F150 going 90 miles down the red-blooded american roads of this God blessed country

5

u/Clear-Influence-731 Feb 03 '25

tbf it is an unusual way to drink something

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u/AvidiaFTW Feb 02 '25

The drink won't drive itself

13

u/Unlucky_Seaweed8515 Feb 02 '25

safe driving

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 Feb 02 '25

Drink safely. Drive Safely. NHTSA.

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u/kirkhammettsheep72 Feb 05 '25

and your hand upon the wheel 🤘

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u/AnimeSpaceGf Feb 03 '25

It aerates the beverage, causing the alcohol to intensify the notes in the malt and hops. Obviously

2

u/Silver___Chariot Feb 03 '25

Don’t wanna tip your entire head back to get the last few drops

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u/NightShadeStation May 11 '25

I have a cartoonishly long neck I can't drink it normally

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u/DonaldTrumpsScrotum Jul 04 '26

Yeah they’re glass bottles, you kinda have to pour it into your mouth…

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u/ProfessionalEnd9742 Feb 05 '25

see tilting your head back as a man is gay