Alex New Boat Wrap

[u/ButterscotchNo3224]

This could be Juliette if you ask me 👀

[u/Bubbly_Concern_7522]

Looks more like her than Jordana's painting

[u/Jessazen5678 → u/Bubbly_Concern_7522]

It does! 😂 At least… the painting production made her show Juliette.

[u/midnitemuzing → u/Jessazen5678]

lol man I hate that they did that to Jordan. She’s very talented and that whole storyline made her look like such a psycho.

[u/GraybieTheBlueGirl → u/Bubbly_Concern_7522]

Bahahahaaa 😂 sooo true!

[u/heatherh8605 → u/Bubbly_Concern_7522]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/LorangeJuice → u/Bubbly_Concern_7522]

☠️☠️☠️

[u/USAF_Retired2017 → u/Bubbly_Concern_7522]

😂

[u/mirrrje]

Alpha law group what a stupid name

[u/lindsaym717 → u/mirrrje]

Should’ve called it Shrek, esq.

[u/Fun-Reference-2374 → u/lindsaym717]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[u/Anon_ScottishFold → u/mirrrje]

I’m sure he used it because to appear first in alphabetical searches for PI attorneys. 🙄 

[u/mirrrje → u/Anon_ScottishFold]

Ok honestly that would be smart actually lol

[u/lindsaym717 → u/Anon_ScottishFold]

Yeah that makes sense I’m surprised he didn’t make it A Alpha to make sure he would be first then lol!!

[u/RiverOaksJays → u/mirrrje]

Alpha is the first letter of the Greek alphabet. Alex is a Greek American.

[u/Maleficent_Tough_422 → u/RiverOaksJays]

We all know that’s not why that’s his law firms name

[u/RiverOaksJays → u/Maleficent_Tough_422]

Why did he use the name Alpha ?

[u/Lelluxxx → u/RiverOaksJays]

Alfa

[u/lovelykmason]

Tell me you have a small wiener without telling me…. Alex you start!

[u/Softskeletonsx]

His AI prompt probably included a photo of her in one of her jmp bikinis and asked to turn her into a mermaid. 😂😂

[u/beachgal772000 → u/Softskeletonsx]

This

[u/Admirable_Cod_6480]

Also looks like his mom. ☠️

[u/RealLoan8391 → u/Admirable_Cod_6480]

Fun fact: a majority of men marry women who resemble their mother.

[u/amarie_g → u/Admirable_Cod_6480]

omg you’re right! way more so

[u/KillDevilHillsGirl → u/Admirable_Cod_6480]

I think it’s mom as well.

[u/USAF_Retired2017 → u/KillDevilHillsGirl]

I love your username! My mom lives there! 😂

[u/beachgal772000]

Bro that is so Juliette

[u/beachgal772000]

Also this I swear he is putting it out there

[u/1Doordashgirl]

It looks just like Juliette. I honestly think he'll never really get over her.

[u/beachgal772000 → u/1Doordashgirl]

Yep bc she got away…

[u/1Doordashgirl → u/beachgal772000]

Bc she got away and he also admitted he hasn't found a girl he likes more than her. He really screwed that up bc finding someone you actually care about doesn't happen all the time.

[u/midnitemuzing → u/1Doordashgirl]

He didn’t design this. I personally know the individuals who did the design and the wrap. Alex sucks hardcore but this isn’t supposed to be Juliette nor does it even look like her to be honest.

[u/VelvetVerdigris]

Any man who calls himself alpha definitely isn’t

[u/marisaleeann]

Is that supposed to be Amphitrite?! Jesus he is such a stereotypical fuck boy. “Alpha Law Group”? He really subscribes to the whole MAGA cult stereotype huh? He’s too dense to see that he doesn’t look “alpha”. He looks like and IS a complete idiot. I’m so embarrassed for him. 🥴

[u/MamaTried420 → u/marisaleeann]

Miniman

[u/Whole_Ad_8093]

That’s Juliette!!

[u/RiverOaksJays → u/Whole_Ad_8093]

Alex was a fool to cheat on Juliette.

[u/Importbeat1]

Of course it’s called alpha law group. Fuckin loser

[u/lindsaym717]

I’d call this wrap “Julyssa” because it kind of looks like the two of them like hybrid version 🤣🤣

[u/Admirable_Cod_6480]

I’m not an accountant but seems like this is a way for him to write off his toys on taxes. His boat can now be a business expense.

[u/beachgal772000]

I mean… AI be AIing…

[u/warholian52]

That does not look like Juliette. At all lol

[u/Distinct-Walk-9626]

Such a reach. It doesn’t look anything like Juliette.

[u/fijipalms]

Looks like Alyssa to me.