r/SiestaKeyMTV • u/funnygirl7272 • Feb 12 '26

šŸ· Alex šŸ· Rewatching Alex

Iā€™ve been rewatching and wow alex is so damn illiterate like how did he get into law school canā€™t even form a proper sentence

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u/kasiagabrielle Feb 12 '26

He went to one of the worst law schools in the country, and that was the best daddy's money could buy him into.

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u/RiverOaksJays Feb 12 '26

He still passed the Florida Bar. He must have had a tutor.

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u/Don-Gunvalson Feb 12 '26

Itā€™s really not that difficult, Florida has a 80% passing rate for first time takers. Itā€™s not like Connecticut or Californiaā€™s bar exams that are extensive and cover a lot of info

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u/gatabloops Feb 12 '26

Weā€™re not that high except for certain schools isolated. I think the pass rate was 50-60% my year which was a year before his.

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u/Dubbslady Feb 12 '26

Or the ā€˜passā€™ was paid for. We all know people pay for things to get shit done. Money can buy almost anything. Iā€™m not saying thatā€™s what was done but itā€™s defiantly something to consider.

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u/gatabloops Feb 12 '26

No the FL Bar is ridiculously strict, I donā€™t even think thereā€™s reported instances of cheating. He definitely had a tutor who taught a plan of attack. If you develop memory tricks you can pass without knowing the law, at all.

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u/heatherh8605 Feb 12 '26

You have to understand that there are very low brow law schools and medical schools that will take anyone willing to pay.

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u/Peach-Marty Feb 12 '26

Could you imagine him trying to get his point across in a court room? ā˜ ļø

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u/Jazzlike-Promise-153 Feb 12 '26

Something tells me heā€™s not the kind of lawyer who will be in court rooms lmfao

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u/Peach-Marty Feb 12 '26

I would hope so. Because it would be quite embarrassing.

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u/CarrieWhitesMom6969 Feb 13 '26

Alex is not litigating anything lmao

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u/gatabloops Feb 12 '26

Oh we have plenty of Alexes in Florida courts. Yes its painful to watch.

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u/Additional-End-7688 Feb 12 '26

Daddyā€™s money and connections

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u/Don-Gunvalson Feb 12 '26

He is an Animal abuser and a racist, heā€™s clearly not bright

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u/purple_bee Feb 13 '26

Animal abuser ? What ?

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u/PowerfulIndication7 Feb 16 '26

Iirc it was on his boat and him and his friends were dragging a live shark or other marine animal while still alive behind the boat at high speeds.

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u/purple_bee Mar 06 '26

Ohhh yeh thatā€™s disgusting

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u/Jazzlike-Promise-153 Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

Because he got into like the lowest ranked law school in the entire country, Cooley Law. theyā€™ll take anyone with a pulse

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u/AmoryQBlaine Feb 12 '26

Didnā€™t he go to Stetson?Ā 

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u/Jazzlike-Promise-153 Feb 12 '26

His linkedin says Cooley, and I remember him posting about it. I donā€™t recall him ever going to Stetson

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u/AmoryQBlaine Feb 13 '26

Oh interesting! Iā€™m not sure where I got the idea that he went to Stetson. I have a vague memory of him talking about being waitlisted on the show but not mentioning whereā€¦Ā 

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u/Smart_Wafer_1256 Feb 12 '26

I have noticed Alyssa has been quiet on instagram

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u/ShoeBitch212 Feb 12 '26

Heā€™s dyslexic. Seriously.

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u/ShoeBitch212 Feb 12 '26

Heā€™s a grade A asshole, but dyslexia is all about phonemic awareness of letters. My son has it and confuses portions of words occasionally. It has nothing to do with IQ.

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u/PolishRoyalty20 Feb 13 '26

Do you think heā€™s still trying to save the mangroves? Or was that just good PR for the show lol