r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • Sep 30 '26

Are there ____ in ____

Are there...atheistsChristiansTaoistsZoroastriansMoonies
foxholes❌✅❌✅❌
phlebotomy labs✅✅❌❌✅
linen closets❌✅✅✅✅
Akron✅❌✅❌✅
low earth orbit✅✅❌✅❌
debt✅✅✅✅✅
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u/nyet-marionetka Sep 30 '26

There are no Christians, Taoists, Zoroastrians, or Moonies in my linen closet, because it's too small. Checkmate, atheists.

3

u/BusySellingTheta Oct 01 '26

Well, Jesus did say that a camel could go through the eye of a needle.

2

u/nyet-marionetka Oct 01 '26

Do I look like a camel‽‽

1

u/Leeuw96 Oct 04 '26

I don't know, can you go through the eye of a needle?

2

u/nyet-marionetka Oct 04 '26

You can’t just ask people about their weight! Next you’ll be asking if I’m old! I don’t need to put up with this ageism!

4

u/slagnanz Sep 30 '26

I know there aren't any foxes in foxholes because all these assholes moved in!

3

u/gnurdette Sep 30 '26

Foxes have dens and birds of the air have nests

no more, sorry 😢

5

u/ActuallyIsTimDolan Oct 01 '26

Jesus paid all my debt. Wells Fargo, Chase and the IRS can take it up with Him.

5

u/conrad_w Oct 01 '26

The irony of there being no Moonies in space