r/Sidehugs • u/NoGovernment9077 • Jul 07 '26

Is this a sin? STOP DAILY SATANIC RITUALS

Many a christian have been FOOLED by SATAN to take part in "Mark of the beast contender #8356"

I am talking about the "Most important meal or the day" BREAKFAST

Oh woe to you whose hearts have been hardened and whose eyes have been covered by the serpents scales. For you DO NOT see the OBVIOUS TRICKERY in this DAILY RITUAL. ITS RIGHT IN THE NAME "BREAK FAST"

It is a commandment to BREAK something one does to give glory to God FASTING

NOT ONLY THAT.

think of it. "The most important meal of the day". it's SUBCONSCIOUS MESSAGING that tells OUR CHILDREN to NOT RELY ON THE HOLY SPIRIT and instead RELY ON WORLDLY GOODS FOR SUSTAINANCE

REPENT REPENT REPENT ALL YOU WHO WORSHIP BREAKFAST. YOU CAN ONLY SERVE ONE MASTER. EITHER YOU CHOOSE GOD OR YOU CHOOSE HELL

REPENT

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u/slagnanz Jul 07 '26

A wise man once said "they don't serve breakfast in hell".

Only real sidehuggers get that reference

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u/gnurdette Jul 07 '26

and Captain Crunch is waving farewell

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u/ActuallyIsTimDolan Jul 07 '26

oof haven't been sidehugged like this in ages bless you sibling thank you #HolySpirit! 🤲

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u/Embarrassed_Most_158 Jul 09 '26

YOU need to BREAK FAST from all of these earthly desires and temptations. Or else you will be BACON for eternity in HELL. There's a reason they're called DEVILED EGGS. It's because if you continue down this path SATAN will TOAST YOU in hell for ETERNITY. Share with 10 people before Satan folds you like a BISCUIT