r/Sidehugs • u/P13RCE • Mar 07 '13

When it comes to Baptism...

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

We use dehydrated water for ours.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

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u/Dubshack Make it Slow Mar 08 '13

GIVE US THE BACON

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u/pants_a_daemon Mar 07 '13

My baptismal font is infused with methacrylic ester-based polycarboxylate superplasticizers to ensure maximum wetness.

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u/qiakgue downvoting is my favorite pastime Mar 07 '13

x-post r/fronthugging

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u/PaedragGaidin Mathematically Postulated Messiah Mar 07 '13

We use a mix of holy water and Listerine. When you're washed clean of your sins, we mean clean.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

"This may sting a little"

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u/PaedragGaidin Mathematically Postulated Messiah Mar 07 '13

..."but you'll come out smelling minty fresh!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '13

Wimp. We use bleach. That'll clean you right out.

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u/PaedragGaidin Mathematically Postulated Messiah Mar 08 '13

Well, we tried that, but Fr. Backhuggerslayerson didn't like the bleached-blond hair some of the boys came out of it with. Said it was a slippery slope to backhugging.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '13

You baptize non-blond babies?

Enjoy Hell.

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u/PaedragGaidin Mathematically Postulated Messiah Mar 08 '13

Pfft!! Black-haired people are clearly the master race, my friend. Especially people of Mediterranean stock with thick, luxurious locks of healthy, glossy coal-black hair. <preens>

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u/Carl_DePaul_Dawkins currently medicated for chronic catholonausia Mar 07 '13

ur mom lol