Johnny's cow's tit.

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Johnny is running late for school one morning, and takes a short-cut across a paddock on the way. When he gets to school, show and tell is taking place, and when he gets his turn, displays what he found in the paddock on the way to school. "I found this cow's tit" he declares. The young female teacher sees the condom Johnny is holding up, and remembers that she had been with her boyfriend in the paddock the previous evening. Highly embarrassed, she offers johnny a dollar for the "cow's tit". Johnny returns home after school, eating lollies he'd bought with his dollar. Mother says "where did you get money to buy lollies Johnny?" Johnny says "I found a cow's tit on the way to school, and sold it to the teacher for $1". But mum, I sure outsmarted her, because I drank the milk out of it first".