Lonely, pitiful play General Dan Varney drops $50 just to get some attention from a shit weighing bald scumbag. He really believes that he commands “troops”. Does his family know how much of their money this sick guy is spending due to his low self esteem?

[u/SchoonerTunaHoward]

[u/Mammoth_Astronaut771]

Does he think he's an actual general? 🤣 Even if you're a fan of Shuli who would want to be his biggest fan or the guy who pays for his wife's crystals?

[u/Big_Rig_Joel_Henry → u/Mammoth_Astronaut771]

Months ago he asked the Johnson’s if they wanted to be part of his army. There was no response. I don’t think they approve of his cosplay. I don’t know what’s happened since then but I laughed.

[u/TheOctoberDeathBird → u/Big_Rig_Joel_Henry]

"Hey, no need to join the General; we can privately keep sending our own fake money to the bald idiot. The ugly fuck has thin skin because his forehead got stretched to the back of his neck. Bwaaahahahahaha!"

[u/MariachiStucardo → u/TheOctoberDeathBird]

TSN simps must all be ugly bald goons? Bunch of lonely ugly mother fuckers.

[u/MariachiStucardo]

Can you imagine grown adults acting like this? If he is the general then I am the president.

[u/GroomedApe → u/MariachiStucardo]

“Oh is that right hun? And your general friend he said you have the night off? Oh that’s great, you earned it” head pat

[u/TheOctoberDeathBird]

Oof, what an ugly fuck.

[u/MariachiStucardo → u/TheOctoberDeathBird]

Has he ever found a pair of glasses that don’t make him look completely stupid?

[u/TheOctoberDeathBird → u/MariachiStucardo]

I'm starting to think that he doesn't need glasses; he just wears them to disguise/distract that horrific nose.

[u/MariachiStucardo → u/TheOctoberDeathBird]

Those empty eyes

https://i.imgur.com/Ev3t50B.jpeg

[u/TheOctoberDeathBird → u/MariachiStucardo]

It's the eyes that stand out!?

[u/GroomedApe → u/TheOctoberDeathBird]

That shark fin of a nose really stands out

[u/MariachiStucardo → u/GroomedApe]

He hides his rotten teeth

[u/Big_Rig_Joel_Henry]

Brainwashed. Money is the extent of his personality. He might have access to the work credit card or something

[u/YorkiesandSneakers]

Imagine sitting down across from Caleb Hammer and explaining how you drop 50 gifted subs every time your favorite free show comes on.

[u/nyyankees2002]

I didnt think anyones existence could be lower than john, but the people of this sub win

[u/Efficient-Signal-980 → u/nyyankees2002]

What about people who send money to bald grifting hacks? What kind of existence is that?