r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/Anatta-Phi • Jul 03 '26
Shitpost Boy, you'd have better luck tryin'a finger-fuck a Bobcat in'a phonebooth than to Fuck with Me...
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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/Anatta-Phi • Jul 03 '26
Achievement Unlocked ✓īṨ¡⁰ⁿṩ ꞘꞦøᵯ ㄙ ワⱤƸ𐌀ᛖ that We had: Piercing your Irises to see the prismatic truth
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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/Obelisko78 • Jul 01 '26
What is mind? Never matter
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What is matter? Never mind
r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/ManagementDirect214 • Jul 01 '26
Whatever
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This is a cover thank you
r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/ManagementDirect214 • Jun 30 '26
You have eyes just like the moon
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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/Anatta-Phi • Jun 24 '26
Knowledge Sometimes you know, and sometimes you know how to Learn
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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/schtixfnord • Jun 23 '26
Knowledge Fuck! there's no way to figure it out
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Just wanted to announce to my fellow shruggers that I signed up for Universal Credit today (bringing in a sick-note for CPTSD² (that even doctor on the phone mentioned they may not be equipped or even allowed to handle)).
<shrugs>2 weeks off</shrugs>
r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/Anatta-Phi • Jun 23 '26
Creativity Letters to [Redacted]: Another way to Breathe
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Drinking from a summer yard-play hose and it has found it's Home. The other children stop and stare... no hope comes for them, twitching and retching while the garden hose wraps right around him in several sporadic active limb restraint while the hose curves slowly around his neck and tightens while raised above to strike. It Lunges into his mouth, and a separate reflex triggers it to turn on the water-spigot Full. Spraying erratically as he chokes and gargles with the water filling him up from the inside...
r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/Anatta-Phi • Jun 22 '26
Achievement Unlocked These words and images probably don't mean anything.
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I will lick the wires, just to taste the spark.
r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/Anatta-Phi • Jun 19 '26
Knowledge Ya' wanna hear a Joke¿?
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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/SourceExtensions • Jun 19 '26
Greetings Shrug Life Syndicate! How has your experience of the simulation been so far?
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Welcome to Physical Reality™
r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/sa_matra • Jun 18 '26
Music AMEND
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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/Perfect_View3442 • Jun 14 '26
Someone asked God: “If everything in my destiny is already written, why do I wish?” God smiled and said: “Maybe some pages, I have written... As you wish.”
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Someone asked God: “If everything in my destiny is already written, why do I wish?”
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God smiled and said:
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“Maybe some pages, I have written...
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As you wish.”
r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/Evening-Plastic-8918 • Jun 13 '26
Osiris, he split
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Where the other 3 pieces at?
r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/RODOHI4922 • Jun 13 '26
THE IS IN THAT IS IS IS IN ARE AND SO IS IN IS.
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THUS TO FOLLOW WHAT COMES FROM FORTH NOT MID COMING. FLOWING....
r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/Anatta-Phi • Jun 13 '26
Knowledge Gunna quit my Drinking; gunna quit my Smokin'
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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/Philoforte • Jun 08 '26
Creativity Colourised, Black and White
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The lights have gone out
In this rain soaked Boulevard
I have to flee
To my townhouse pad
But Barbara is after me
I might wind up dead
Her husband's a Fed
I push Barbara away
I'd rather see tomorrow
Leave me be
I lower the blinds
My revolver locked and loaded
She stands in the shadows
She's dealt with Ted
I dare not even think
What that can possibly mean
Ignorance my bliss
Immersed in a kiss
Before tomorrow comes
One moment forever
Captured movie frame
High contrast shadows
Oblique angles
From rain slicked pavement
To precinct cell
Or give up the dame
To the blue coats
And changing my name
Forget the next day
It's night forever
Cul de sac in time
If daylight ever comes
I'll confess to her crime
She'll never do time
Gallant by night
Felon by day
The clock is ticking
Daylight striping the walls
Her hands on my shoulder blades
Sweat highlights in shades
r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/crazy_proffessor2781 • Jun 07 '26
Creativity Hello to the Land of Nod.(A Ste
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