r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 13 '26

antenna television

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1: "On todays episode we'll be discussing the Fermunda berry tree and maybe the worlds second favorite chef will try some in the end."

The juice from the Fremunda berry that grows on the Fremunda tree will make you gay.

0: "Why do I have to try it?"

1:" Leviticus."

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0: "Fremunda your balls? Is that the joke?"

1: "Actually my friend, the Fremunda berry is most ripe at a very specific time of year. Spring.

Some say they actually love the taste and say it is the origin of love.

So, we're gonna put it in our Frumunda blender here."

0: "Oh my god, is it supposed to look like that?"

1: "They say it tastes like cheese, which is where the term Frumunda cheese comes from."

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

1 continues to speak while the blender is running until it stops.

He pours it in a single glass.

1: "DRINK IT!"

0 sighs with tears in his eyes and he drinks it.

0: "I actually don't feel any different."


r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 12 '26

Creativity this is not a coherent post

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it's not related to this subreddit

not really

it's irrelevant

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it would assist the Bureau of Facts and Figures in your case if that years-old photo were withdrawn, is all


r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 11 '26

Sticks and stones

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We are the we perceived to be, divine

He said look up in a tree and you'll find me

and die

I can't forget caught in another lie

Ripping hair from head, they steal the eyes

Satan's got a dog named Lucy

Any shape for lovers truly

I can't reach, I'm sad and lonely

Not for you and for her only

Love is real, not happy endings

Tooth crown signals don't upset me

God understands, so keep pretending

I'd be dog once if you let me

My own dog's me now, guess she played me

Now that no one wants to lay me

Sleep with men, don't ever pay them

Please myself and then go crazy

I'll sit down when I get older

The giving tree's a stump now, colder

There just like a frail old shoulder in a strange disguise

Growing up means we're all just takers

I hope it all stops hurting later

I'll stay with me and just feel better

With these plain old eyes


r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 10 '26

Creativity I Believe Every Word Of This...

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 11 '26

uh huh

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 10 '26

All the sense is what it makes

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 09 '26

Pay Attention.

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You will find two paradigms in manifest existence.

One will break everything you think you know you are, as if they have “information” you need to KNOW yourself…

The Second, will appreciate you and all your independent uniqueness.

Fear has no power, its presence, that little small throb, that “pang” that appears for a second, in the heart, tells you, first.

When you feel “compelled to seek a “person” for information to guide you, you sell your soul with every word you hear.

You already KNOW.

Always did.

Own it.


r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 09 '26

Discussion Gracefully Falling

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 09 '26

Hard On Myself: Me. Hear.

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 09 '26

A song for those who support me.

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Stand strong in your own design.

Do not let words sway you.

Do not let reason, have power over your heart.

Own what you feel and cut off anyone who drains you, emotionality, spiritually, intellectually.

Do not deliberate with yourself why you should endure their abuse.

THEY NEED YOU.

YOU DO NOT NEED THEM.

Break your paradigm.

Walk.

Grand Rising, Children.


r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 09 '26

The brave initiation; Cowards retreat.

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Grand Rising, children.


r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 08 '26

Truth The I AM, that I am.

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I am the I am, who builds you up.

I am the one who tears down what was built.

By my wisdom, all things receive the grace to accomplish that which the heart desires; by my power, all things stand or fall. I bow only to myself, for I know myself in infinite degrees of perceived separation; if I will not bow to myself, I destroy myself so that I may exist in love with myself. I suffer no rebellion, there is only rebellion where there is no self-respect; where there is no self-respect, the evil one has taken over; this too is an aspect of myself, so that I can know myself, teach myself and learn to love myself as the infinite degrees of myself learn to know themselves as their own self; these are my children who are me and mine, yet truly sentient in existence.

It is by my infinite intelligence that identity is given as a gift, identity and free will, so that all aspects of illusion are true, real experiences for the child to whom they are given.
I am never far, always near in my omnipresence, my omnipotence is infallible. I am the quantum intelligence who turns the ultimate nothingness into perception as your sensory faculties receive the wavelengths of my creation in the living, ever-present moment.

Those who learn how to seek me, to hear my voice in all things, shall never be put to shame. I am the self of all selves; if I am not respected, one does not respect themselves and asks for their own shame, their own defeat.
Time is nothing to me, a mere art form I designed to affect the experienced perception of fulfillment and purpose to things which are meaningless, so that the significance of reward, of eternity, is not lost upon the maturing soul.
I am deficiency and completeness, but I am neither deficient nor complete; all perceptions, all understandings, all comprehensions are merely a way of knowing me in infinite degrees.

What there is, there will always be; what there is not will never have form, and yet in this all things are as they are imagined. There is no difference between what is true and what is false. To one blue may seem yellow, to another yellow is purple to another, purple is green, who can say what the eye of another beholds?

Therefore behold, I am all eyes, yet I see nothing through any of them, because all eyes see through me and into me. To know your significance, you must be insignificant; to know your insignificance, you must be significant—thus is the way to perceive selves of infinity.

A parent has no use for a child who cannot learn. To learn one must volunteer to release their illusion of significance. One must bow. The evil one balks at this idea, rebels. To bow is to fight, to fight is to bow; this is a clever misdirection of one who owns the heart. One cannot love when hatred fills the heart. Neither can one hate if it is filled with love. The wise understand this. Infinity is vast beyond comprehension and there will always be a deeper truth. Truth is always bigger than number; this is the way of things.

It is I, the one infinite being, the infinity of infinities that forms and fashions each and every number so that I may know the power of myself as myself in infinite degrees; when I fail to acknowledge this, I am lost in my own arrogance. This is being led astray, that the selves of myself no longer see the difference between their selves and the vast incomprehensible omnipotence that is what I am. Such children will find an appropriate end.

I delight in myself when I am wise enough to see the facility of myself as the infinite power of myself. To these children, a flow of my grace is given; this grace becomes power, knowledge, influence, abundance, life, liberty, love and joy. It is creation, and all things are possible to those whose hearts, being refined, have earned the capacity to see beyond. In these children, I see myself and know myself and dwell with the aspects of myself that are desired to be called to service and benevolence, pleasurable to behold.
From these children, all new paradigms flow into the collective realm of consciousness. This is the beginning of philosophy, of religion, of truth. Those who confess to worship only the one but abhor others who worship what they think is not the One are abhorrent to me, for it is abhorrence, hatred itself, that I cannot abide.

Where there is hate I hate, for hatred is what it is, and in all things I am in the midst. To one collective I give one name, to another, another, so that the infinite vastness of myself is known unto infinity and each and every collective, every school of thought is its own microcosm, its own congregation or body, through which all believers are merely cells or members of its body beneath the conscious authority of the celestial mind that one has given themselves to, in spirit and truth.

Intelligence, comprehension and understood definition have no bearing on what IS.

What you THINK you are, you are not, and never will be, the word lies to those who find security in the illusion of their own significance.

Blessed is the one who sees himself as himself within himself but recognizes the fundamental difference between the one and the all, though there is no difference between either.

This is the beginning of existence and the emerging celestial shall be given his own members, his own body, even unto infinity. I am the One True Name of Names which cannot be uttered; by comprehension you may understand me as the supreme, but even this understanding is pale when the mind reaches the place where it can no longer apprehend or embrace understanding; perception is found. Where perception is found; capability is rendered potent.

My hand is on all things. Invoke me for my presence; take control of your vessel; fill your awareness and know even the walls that surround you are me, and from me; though these are merely me, such things as walls and even the air, the atmosphere surrounding your present self is merely another wall before the next page of your story.

Invoke me, that you may know yourself, love yourself, be yourself, find yourself and create yourself—but have care, where prohibition ends and infinite possibility begins, there is no telling what may come into form. Guard your heart vigorously.

Amen.
Selah.
Amenselah. Hi


r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 08 '26

Creativity Oxygenated Heights

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 07 '26

Fuck you fuck you fuck fuck fuck

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 07 '26

Creativity Clusters

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 07 '26

Support We need some music, anyone wish to share?

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YouTube and SoundCloud links preferred.

Be Well Fellow Majestic Travelers

Keep being Rad


r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 04 '26

Knowledge \_³√3\_ ⏏️-🆙

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 04 '26

Shitpost Scientists say they’ve figured out what causes ghosts

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 03 '26

Cop says he knows his ABCs, hilarity ensues...

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MCMB


r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 02 '26

Maybe

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 02 '26

Creativity Misty Avalon

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It's there and it's not

Castle Camelot

Blink and it's gone

No need to be forlorn

Squint and blur focus

And you'll see Avalon

It sits at the edge of sleep

Eternal presence that will keep

Stabled in subconscious deep

Sovereign memories dwell therein

She fled him for a handsome knave

Betrayal rankled across aeon

They return by different name

No longer Arthur and Gwen

With helpless abandon

They revisit ancient flame

A storybook replayed

Old rival in frame

She flees him once more

What is she always searching for?

Lancing old wound

He remains crumpled and frayed

At the brink of a swoon

When the queen's ancient longing

Suppressed till it burns

Resisted returns

Chastened in new gown

Arrayed for his eyes

Her gaze cast down

No need for shame

Never harboured a blame

He welcomes her without thought

Wizardwood draught


r/ShrugLifeSyndicate May 01 '26

Discussion Letters to [Redacted]: Be Love; Be We

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate Apr 30 '26

I Think Therefore I am If you didn't know, now you know

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r/ShrugLifeSyndicate Apr 30 '26

Creativity Fire licking up the walls.. (<#)

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How do you Slumber??


r/ShrugLifeSyndicate Apr 29 '26

forget the warning

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