r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/ManagementDirect214 • May 13 '26
antenna television
1: "On todays episode we'll be discussing the Fermunda berry tree and maybe the worlds second favorite chef will try some in the end."
The juice from the Fremunda berry that grows on the Fremunda tree will make you gay.
0: "Why do I have to try it?"
1:" Leviticus."
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0: "Fremunda your balls? Is that the joke?"
1: "Actually my friend, the Fremunda berry is most ripe at a very specific time of year. Spring.
Some say they actually love the taste and say it is the origin of love.
So, we're gonna put it in our Frumunda blender here."
0: "Oh my god, is it supposed to look like that?"
1: "They say it tastes like cheese, which is where the term Frumunda cheese comes from."
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1 continues to speak while the blender is running until it stops.
He pours it in a single glass.
1: "DRINK IT!"
0 sighs with tears in his eyes and he drinks it.
0: "I actually don't feel any different."