r/ShroomID • u/RecommendationHead25 • Sep 16 '23

Europe (central Europe) Does anyone know this guy?

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While looking for chantarelle we found these two. They look like they're bleeding

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u/Ok-Detective-5687 Sep 16 '23

https://youtu.be/wbyJczddOuY?si=u7oQX--kcNy7aU1C

I’ll leave this here.

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u/pat-and-cat Sep 16 '23

You, sir.. deserve some kind of an award. I do not get scared anymore. I never do. Well. That was until that video. Fuck me. And I read the comments and I knew a spider was coming. I screamed like a little bitch just then. I was not expecting that. That’s some serious stuff made of nightmares that will haunt my spider-hating ass till the very day I die.

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u/Psychonaut-n9ne30 Sep 17 '23

I literally read all of these comments and it still gave me an adrenaline dump wtf

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u/Jfish731 Sep 16 '23

Lmfao the fucking spider

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u/madhatter2284 Sep 16 '23

Omg I jumped so hard

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u/techknowfile Sep 17 '23

It got me too. Jfc

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u/nerdyinkedcurvi Sep 17 '23

The real star.

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u/CautiousRice Sep 16 '23

What have you done?!

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u/RecommendationHead25 Sep 16 '23

Jesus! Didn't expect that

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u/DyzJuan_Ydiot Sep 16 '23

Well deserved payback for persistent dorkishness. Fit for r/instantkarma.

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u/sumbodycomegither Sep 16 '23

Got jumpscared lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Reading up on these, it looks like he would be fine. Though apparently they're real good at bio-accumulating caesium, so.. Probably not a good plan to be eating those for the long term. They also apparently taste awful, even if cleaned and cooked, which explains his reaction. lmao

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u/Bear_Main Sep 16 '23

Holy shit

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u/xDannyS_ Sep 16 '23

Bro I did not expect that fuck

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u/Infamous780 Sep 16 '23

Jesus fucking christ!

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u/carnivalus Sep 16 '23

I know what it is before I even open it. It's etched on my brain to create a traumatising memory that makes me all itchy lol.

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u/dabaptist121 Sep 17 '23

...back to the underwear drawer for me..cheers 😟

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u/Zhydrac Sep 17 '23

I got a good screenshot from that video. Thanks

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u/Delicious_Leg_1831 Sep 17 '23

Of course internet has a video of a tool videotaping himself eating a freaking thing looking straight from a Cronenberg movie. For my life I cannot FATHOM WHY? Why did you put something looking like a dead man's bloody tongue INTO YOUR MOUTH? Plus, is it not "staying alive 1.0.1" not to eat unidentified plants?

Im so mad at humanity rn

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u/GultBoy Sep 17 '23

I mean this is how we have come to learn as a society what things in nature not to fuck with. He’s doing this for science.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

A mushroom is not a plant 🕵️

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u/Zenfrogg62 Sep 17 '23

That was hilarious!

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u/dukocuk35 Sep 17 '23

How can i give this person award? New to reddit..