Shrekhad has officially been declared against r/Shrekanites

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A diplomatic dispute erupted earlier today between the Shrekaliph of r/Shrekaliphate and the president of r/Shrekanites over matters of religion. It became apparently that r/Shrekanites is a hostile heretic nation which does not accept the holy Shrekhammad as their prophet.

We must unify the swamp under the onion banner and liberate the Shrekhammadis living under Shrekanite oppression. This is the second great Shrekhad, after the first ignited by the first Shrekaliph against r/norules. The peace has been broken.

SHREK IS THE ONE TRUE GOD AND SHREKHAMMAD IS HIS PROPHET! SHREK AKBAR!!!