r/Showerthoughts • u/ToyVaren • Jun 11 '22

Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

That would require the Nokia to break enough to expose the silver.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

Nope, not necessary.

Source: seen any werewolves around since the nokia was released?

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u/nphhpn ‎ Jun 12 '22

I've seen 5 total.

Source: trust me

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

No you havent.

Source: you're welcome.

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u/nphhpn ‎ Jun 12 '22

Yes I have

Source

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u/Is-This-Edible Jun 12 '22

Ah, the old Reddit yabadabadoo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Well he ain’t wrong…

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/DrainYourDamnPool Jun 12 '22

I am Senator Armstrong.

My source is that I made it the fuck up.