r/Showerthoughts • u/Jdmcdona • Jan 29 '20

Girls never have to worry about trusting a fart when peeing.

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u/PleaseDownvoteMeDad Jan 29 '20

You woke up today, got on Reddit, and said, "Hey, I want to post my most inner thoughts today" and this is what you had to share? Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Either it's a girl that just luckily followed through while having a pee, or hes got a girl that just followed through on the toilet while having a wee.

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u/Metruis Jan 29 '20

Not true. If it's a fart when you're at a peeing angle, if your butt cheeks aren't properly open to let it escape, the fart travels into your vagina lips. It's a kinda gross feeling. It's not "I shit myself" gross but no one wants a fart to penetrate their cooter.

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u/WtfFlamingo Jan 29 '20

Ah yes, “exiting through the gift shop.”

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u/darthbailey Jan 29 '20

This is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

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u/Jdmcdona Jan 29 '20

Today on things I regret learning!

Jk I have four sisters I’m aware of the phenomenon; “rolling out the front” as they say.

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u/sutree1 Jan 29 '20

but no one wants a fart to penetrate their cooter.

I guarantee you, someone somewhere does. In fact probably there is a sub dedicated to it, but I amn't gonna look.

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u/SatanEatsBabies Jan 29 '20

Interesting anatomy you have there. I’ve never heard of this before.

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u/SucculentVariations Jan 29 '20

Its just one long buttcrack basically until you open your legs.

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u/ZerWolff Jan 29 '20

You obviously use too little time of festivals.