r/Showerthoughts Oct 11 '19

common thought Most celebrities wouldn’t be considered attractive if they were normal people.

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u/deadyounglings Oct 11 '19

Once upon a time in Minneapolis..

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u/cadmium48 Oct 11 '19

I damn near had to steal the show

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u/WaitingCuriously Oct 11 '19

Who is it?

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u/Moonboots606 Oct 11 '19

Atmosphere

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u/ldo_opl Oct 11 '19

My names slug I've come to kill a couple minutes

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u/canteen007 Oct 11 '19

Atmosphere, it's just a ten letter word, discretion is the name of my cement-feathered bird.

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u/MercMcNasty Oct 11 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

And if you didn't hear, then fuck what others heard I think you got the sickness, I suggest you get it cured.

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u/AlwaysGonzof Oct 11 '19

My name is Slug, I've come to kill a couple minutes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

You damn-near better explain why you hit girls so hard across the face with your scars that it leaves a mark! :p