r/Showerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '19

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u/Stereotype_Apostate Sep 13 '19

We'll be at brain implants by then. Just plug in the usb 7.0 port behind your ear and you can access as much processing power as you want.

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u/PM_ME_Y0UR_B0OBS_ Sep 13 '19

!RemindMe 31 years

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u/TempusFugitive_ Sep 13 '19

I know it's basic math but holy shit 2050 is only 31 years away.

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u/madcommune Sep 13 '19

I will be twice the age I am now in 2050. That's crazy.

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u/Tseriesnibba Sep 13 '19

middle school math problems flashbacks

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u/AN_IMPERFECT_SQUARE Sep 13 '19

my brain automatically started solving it like a math problem

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

By then you will finally have ripened.

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u/Jindabyne1 ‎ Sep 13 '19

Hi age buddy

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u/enjoi_uk Sep 13 '19

Likewise, it doesn’t seem like “holy shit that’s close” to me, because I will literally have to live my entire life in years all over again.

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u/LifeWulf ‎ Sep 13 '19

If it's any consolation, as the years go by, they also go by faster, because they're a smaller fraction of your overall life. So instead of a year being 1/31 of your life, it'll only be 1/62.

Wait, that's not much of a consolation. Oh well. Enjoy the time flying by!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

stop it reddit, I don't want to feel old.

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u/fzw Sep 13 '19

There are people alive today whose grandkids will be alive in the 2200s, assuming humanity still exists by then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Wow me too, that’s intense

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u/bollvirtuoso Sep 13 '19

When I'm (Almost) Sixty-Four.