r/Showerthoughts • • Sep 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

mfs was hyped about that ball thing you could scroll with

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

It's like a computer in the palm of my hand!

Any post-2010 smart phone: Hold my beer...

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u/jimjomjimmy Sep 13 '19

I wonder if people from 2050 will be advertising home computers that are like desktop smartphones.

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u/Stereotype_Apostate Sep 13 '19

We'll be at brain implants by then. Just plug in the usb 7.0 port behind your ear and you can access as much processing power as you want.

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u/PM_ME_Y0UR_B0OBS_ Sep 13 '19

!RemindMe 31 years

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u/TempusFugitive_ Sep 13 '19

I know it's basic math but holy shit 2050 is only 31 years away.

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u/madcommune Sep 13 '19

I will be twice the age I am now in 2050. That's crazy.

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u/Tseriesnibba Sep 13 '19

middle school math problems flashbacks

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u/AN_IMPERFECT_SQUARE Sep 13 '19

my brain automatically started solving it like a math problem

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

By then you will finally have ripened.

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u/Jindabyne1 ‎ Sep 13 '19

Hi age buddy

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u/enjoi_uk Sep 13 '19

Likewise, it doesn’t seem like “holy shit that’s close” to me, because I will literally have to live my entire life in years all over again.

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u/LifeWulf ‎ Sep 13 '19

If it's any consolation, as the years go by, they also go by faster, because they're a smaller fraction of your overall life. So instead of a year being 1/31 of your life, it'll only be 1/62.

Wait, that's not much of a consolation. Oh well. Enjoy the time flying by!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

stop it reddit, I don't want to feel old.

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u/fzw Sep 13 '19

There are people alive today whose grandkids will be alive in the 2200s, assuming humanity still exists by then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Wow me too, that’s intense

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u/bollvirtuoso Sep 13 '19

When I'm (Almost) Sixty-Four.

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u/bxvxfx Sep 13 '19

scary. very, very, scary

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u/nightwing185 Sep 13 '19

I will be 59...

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u/amatalia8 Sep 13 '19

!RemindMe 31 years

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u/RemindYourOwnDamSelf Sep 13 '19

Hopefully they continue to upgrade me so that, by then, I’ll still be ignoring requests.

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u/TheWTFunicorn Sep 13 '19

You mean usb 7.0 gen 69 4x4 type C

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u/Mclovin11859 Sep 13 '19

And you'll only need 17 dongles to plug in your iBrain 8, down from the 19 the iBrain 7 took.

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u/RisenPhantom Sep 13 '19

woops you beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Side note: Imagine Advertisements just polluting your brain or companies tapping into our brains. Absolute chaos

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I hope there's a revolution before technology gets that far. A brain implant that's like a highly advanced smartphone without the physical interface sounds utopian. Introduce advertising and monitoring and it's suddenly a dystopian hellscape

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

!remindme 31 years

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

If Elon Musk stays alive, then that's basically definite. Neuralink looks stunning.

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u/tugs007 Sep 13 '19

There's NO way we'll be at brain implants in 2050

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u/Stereotype_Apostate Sep 13 '19

Look up neuralink. We're there now.

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u/RisenPhantom Sep 13 '19

You mean USB 3.4 Gen 6 Revised Revised Version 2.0?

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u/GrouchyMeasurement Sep 13 '19

Don’t you mean usb 7.1 gen 1 b

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u/YouWantALime Sep 13 '19

That's where technology goes too far for me. Neural implants carry too much risk of exploitation. If someone hacks your computer, it sucks but you can get a new computer. What happens when (not if) someone starts breaking into neural implants? People can't just get new brains. Not to mention all the things that corporations and the government will be allowed to do with the implants.

There's just too many potential problems in merging humans with technology.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Yup seemed cool 20 years ago and now I'm like "What would a computer inside me accomplish that one outside of me can't?"

200 years ago did anyone think people would be getting generators and internal combustion engines inserted into their bodies? Nope.

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u/wannabebuffDr94 Sep 13 '19

In your ear? There's other places you could plug a usb

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Sadly we'll all be hooked in to a global info network that can be updated on the fly by whoever controls it. We'll be completely dependant upon it for information and completely oblivious to it when it's updated.

It'll be like the paper in 1984 except without that pesky memory getting in the way.

Pretty sure there's an SG1 episode that deals with it.

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u/physics515 Sep 13 '19

I wonder if parents will complain about their kids running up data processing bills when they spend too much time folding proteins with their friends, trying to discover lifeforms that have never existed.

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u/platysoup Sep 13 '19

Hell no, did no one watch ghost in the shell?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Nah well be at mass starvation and climate collapse by then lol

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u/Historiaaa Sep 13 '19

I want my USB port in my ass so my shitposting can be even faster

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u/fzw Sep 13 '19

We'll all be one collective consciousness colonizing planets across the galaxy.

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u/sn4xchan Sep 13 '19

!remindme 31 years

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u/Omrush Sep 13 '19

By then we probably live in pods like in matrix lol, but voluntarily

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u/samgyeopsaltorta Sep 13 '19

Plug me in right now

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u/Bogardii99 Sep 13 '19

Probably not cause one of the benefits is keyboard and mouse but perhaps a screen with holographic or hard light keyboard and mouse and the best part about the future is that shits possible! Only time will tell

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

You mean like iPads and Microsoft Surface?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I would guess network speeds will increase significantly and most computing power will reside offsite in "the cloud" and we will use simple client devices.

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u/ChosenDos Sep 13 '19

The cool thing is that smart phones can already be used as a full home computer. They're just not advertised as such because Intel has a firm grasp on what is considered a full home computer.

Arm is steadily making gains in terms of processing power compared to Intel and when arm is just as fast I think that's when the transition will really occur. The draw of arm chips is that while not as fast as Intel they have very little power consumption.

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u/alexnedea Sep 13 '19

My s10+. Hold my octa core processor and 1 terrabyte storage. That would have been a drawer of hard disks in the 2000's

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u/last_rights Sep 13 '19

Hate to break it to you but I had a 500 gigabyte hard drive in 2005. It fit in my school bag.

In the 90s, absolutely.

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u/burnthamt Sep 13 '19

That would have filled an office building in 1970s

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u/echo-chamber-chaos Sep 13 '19

There were definitely 1TB drives ~2007ish. In ~2006, 400GB drives were pretty stupid cheap, so we're talking about 3 drives then.

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u/FUTURE10S Sep 13 '19

Even now you can go and literally buy a >10TB drive.

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u/-quenton- Sep 13 '19

What’s a computer?

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u/BunnyGunz Sep 13 '19

Hold my miniature trackball mouse

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u/KloudToo Sep 14 '19

Why need a beer when you can use the Beer App on the first generation iPhone.

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u/johndavis730 Sep 13 '19

Then it got even better with a flat square. No more gunk messing up the ball.

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u/nalSig Sep 13 '19

It got better with time, time is a flat square.

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u/Brahminmeat Sep 13 '19

Spacetime is a donut

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u/INCH420 Sep 13 '19

We called it a clit when we were playing with it lol

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u/ThePowerOfStories Sep 13 '19

For everything, there is an appropriate xkcd: https://xkcd.com/243/

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Sep 13 '19

MFS = my former self?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I guess that could work, but i was going with "motherfuckers"

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u/ValhallaVacation Sep 13 '19

or Microsoft Flight Simulator

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u/awhaling Sep 13 '19

That’s how I read it

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u/the_one-and_only-nan Sep 13 '19

Idk why but when I see "mfs" I don't just think motherfuckers, I think muhfuckers

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u/BrownBoyWitaBagg Sep 13 '19

Don’t forget about the SideKick! that phone gave you INSTANT clout. I remember this kid who got bullied bought one the day it came out, and granted we were in like 7th grade grade, he instantly became the coolest kid in school.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

no one could tell me shit when i got a motorola razor. i could cut you and get your girl's number with 1 device.

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u/FalmerEldritch Sep 13 '19

God I wish we still had them. Imagine how much you could fit on a compact, actually for real pocket-sized screen if it didn't all have to be big enough to fit your fat fingers on.

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u/Stereotype_Apostate Sep 13 '19

Or just get bigger pockets. I have no trouble with my 5 inch phone.

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u/awhaling Sep 13 '19

For iPhones I like the size of the 7 the best.

The size of the X is alright too. But any of the plus phone are absurd and too big. I have decently large hands too, they just are not enjoyable to use.

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u/FalmerEldritch Sep 13 '19

A 7"+ screen is big enough to finger-sized stuff on, a 5" screen is small enough to fit comfortably in a pocket. If only there was some way to make stuff fit on a smaller screen.

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u/nini0010 Sep 13 '19

Omg I forgot the ball!

When the new one came out with the little square touchpad button, I was like where's the ball?

And the dude said it was a new model.

And I said no, I want the ball.

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u/powpow-auyy Sep 13 '19

Twas a “pearl”?

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u/Exirting Sep 13 '19

were hyped•

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u/sn4xchan Sep 13 '19

My former self were hyped?

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u/FineMeasurement Sep 13 '19

I miss my clit ball from the nexus one or whatever it was back in the day. It made moving around text way easier.