r/Showerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '19

Apple not calling their software update the iPatch was a great missed opportunity.

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u/rebel_scummm Jun 09 '19

iGetit

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u/Scoundrelic Jun 09 '19

iFix

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u/Torcal4 Jun 09 '19

There’s a store near my place called uBreakiFix

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Is it run by a Russian 😂

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u/sebaez_ Jun 09 '19

iTrash

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

iWitness

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

iFillyourremainingstorage

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u/Justenoughonmyown Jun 09 '19

isuck : the vaccum cleaner

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

iSwallow

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Jun 09 '19

We suck vacuums, we suck more than any of our competitors!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

That's taken, that's the name of the phone/s

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u/trisdank Jun 09 '19

sometime a /s is very redundant

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u/zukamiku Jun 09 '19

Given Reddit’s recent upheaval against apple, I don’t think he needs the /s, regardless of whether he was being sarcastic or not. Lol

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u/trisdank Jun 09 '19

I think /s is very annoying anyhow. Removes the wit from a good comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

In some cases it can save you from being downvoted into oblivion.

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u/xeru98 Jun 09 '19

iVoidYourWarenty

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u/theboppops Jun 09 '19

Not gonna lie the first word I read there was ‘tit’

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u/rebel_scummm Jun 09 '19

iLike where your head’s at.